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tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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RetiredToker76 said:
In the late 90's while I was in college, one of the student employee secretaries in the athletics office would sing that every time she sent a fax or made a copy. I was an IT student worker, so I was in and out of just about every department on campus was we migrated from Windows NT domains to an active directory network and updated every staff member to Windows 98. When we upgraded the athletics suite I was sitting there installing 20 licenses of Windows on the office computers and joining them to the new domain as she wiggled at the fax machine and sang, "Face down, ass up, that's the way I like to fuck"

Setting up that office was one of the most frustrating weeks I had as a student tech.
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Too bad you didn't take her up on her challenge. I mean, she told you many, many times what she likes ;)
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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wakeNbaker46 said:
morning, friends! i'm caffeinated properly so i can officially be around people now :)
beautiful day here. we got about 1/2" of rain yesterday which was enough to fill the rain barrels back up.
and we're about the pull the trigger on this boat:
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i was picturing something with a cabin for passing out, er, i mean resting.... but he pointed out that we should get something manageable first so we can learn how to sail and then move up from there. he's (probably) right.
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We were very poor growing up, but back then there were so many programs through the city for us poor, inner-city kids to stay out of trouble. My mom dedicated her time to take us all over the city each week, and we took public trans as we couldn't ever afford a car. We all swam very early and had our lifeguard certs at age 12, developed decent skills through tennis lessons, won city music competitions. But the best memories were from the Chicago Yacht Club, where we learned to sail similar small boats. I was 11 yo, and that summer I got to take public trans by myself. Had to get there early as we started promptly at 8am, and the instructor was a real hard ass, but a really great dude. I really threw myself into it. It was such a blast, sailing is magical. You're gonna love it...
 
RetiredToker76

RetiredToker76

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tyler.durden said:
Too bad you didn't take her up on her challenge. I mean, she told you many, many times what she likes ;)
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There is a cornucopia of reasons why that never would have happened. Mostly because I know it wasn't for me; it was for the guys who she hoped were future NBA stars, there were a lot more of them in the athletics suite than the lone computer nerd updating the office computers. Given I had to update her computer, I know exactly what her type was, and it wasn't the passionate struggling musician.

If and I mean with a very doubtful "IF" it were ever directed at me, it would have been specifically to piss off my girlfriend (now wife) since they were roommates freshman year and decided for no logical reasons they would be arch nemesis. If she had directed it towards me, it would have been to piss off my girlfriend, not to obtain me. I don't think it ever was, she was planning to try and land one of the top players in the hopes of a charmed NBA star trophy-wife life.
 
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