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RetiredToker76

RetiredToker76

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Stiickygreen said:
I'm on the 10 year plan so maybe I'll die before I have to endure yet another one. LOL. Both of mine were >memorable<...for different reasons.
The only constant in my fun with stuff like this is that there's always a pompous nurse (Ratchet) in the mix who somehow knows my body better than I do....
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I've had to get them since I was 29, when I discovered I have diverticulitis as well as polyps. When they find nothing I get 4 years off, when they find something I get 2 years off. So far they alternate, after a 4 year wait they find something, so I have to go back in two years at which point they find nothing, then I get 4 years off after which they will find polyps again. I think this upcoming one will be my 7th and they'll find polyps so I'll be back in 2 years. :wall:

First time I ever had it done I was in a place for very old men and I wasn't even 30 yet. I came out of anesthesia and the first thing I saw was a shoe horn hanging on the wall. I looked at the nurse and asked, "I was so tight. you needed a shoe horn?"

When she figured out what I meant she had no interest in keeping me around. It's how I get out of sitting around listening to beeping for 30+ minutes while they figure out I'm ok. If I drop a really bad joke, they expedite my exit for their safety.
 
Stiickygreen

Stiickygreen

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RetiredToker76 said:
I've had to get them since I was 29, when I discovered I have diverticulitis as well as polyps.
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Good on ya for keeping up on your health/giving a shit. (literally) A lot of folks don't go/wanna know/don't trust any of it/etc. I did hear rumbles (no...not those kind) of new Colon Cancer testing/etc. that is coming online soon/is being tested out/etc. Hopefully it'll be an alternative for those of us fortunate enough to not have polyps/etc. at some point. I'm just not good at any of the needle stuff...LOL. I mean...how about some good drugs in that IV that just made me pass out/put me on the ceiling? Heehee....I try to tell em that I go into convulsions when I pass out. So...when they don't listen...they get to lay across me on the gurney and scream for help///LOL. Super fun times for all! Then they don't listen to me when I tell em I don't "go out" easily/have the tolerance of a horse...and guess who is awake when they shouldn't be? LOL...such I why I only go in for the fun when forced to do so.
 
RetiredToker76

RetiredToker76

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Stiickygreen said:
A lot of folks don't go/wanna know/don't trust any of it/etc.
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My mother was in the health sector, I spent the better part of my teenage years around a combination of M.D.s and Ph.D's or M.D. and Ph.D to be's.

Preventative stuff I don't mess around with and get done annually, I want to be around a long time to annoy my kid with dad jokes.

Now getting the surgery that 'might or might not' alleviate some pain but won't actually fix the problem, will probably have to be redone in 10 years, and will limit my mobility; that one I avoid with a copious amount of weed. I don't like 50/50 odds spinal surgery might work, with 100% chance it will limit my ability to play my instruments. I can play through pain and a brain full of weed, as long as that's possible I'm holding out for a new spinal treatment, with lasers, stem cells, RNA, GMO leeches; I really don't care as long as they don't fuse parts of my spine resulting in limited mobility of my neck and arms.
 
husita

husita

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Not many records of president Masaryk exists. This one is in english...


"Riding, you get twice as much frash air in your lungs, than walking" :)


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wakeNbaker46

wakeNbaker46

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gender reveal party was this morning. i'm the only one that showed up. go figure. anyway, the middle plant had tiny balls on it as of this morning so now it's chicken food. the roots were niiiiiice though. pretty excited for the other two and i gave them a little dose of food for being such good girls.
 
TCH

TCH

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wakeNbaker46 said:
gender reveal party was this morning. i'm the only one that showed up. go figure. anyway, the middle plant had tiny balls on it as of this morning so now it's chicken food. the roots were niiiiiice though. pretty excited for the other two and i gave them a little dose of food for being such good girls.
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Man, I despise gender reveal parties and I get great joy in the failure videos of them. Hahahaa
 
wakeNbaker46

wakeNbaker46

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TCH said:
Man, I despise gender reveal parties and I get great joy in the failure videos of them. Hahahaa
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me too. i like the ones where the parents are VISIBLY upset about the revealed gender, while they KNOW they're being filmed. like, if i EVER saw a video of my dad pouting about my vagina-bearing status while i was still attached to an umbilical cord...i would have emancipated myself at 15. LOL
 
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