Samwell Seed Well
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fire is not ok to yell in a theater. . but brandeashing a gun in line at black friday sears is ok . . . fuck amercia . . wtf
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Carne Seca
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It was overkill (no pun intended) but i couldn't help cheering when I read about the line cutting son-of-a-bitch running away.
Samwell Seed Well
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we just the talking heads . . . the cops there should have arrested that mofo with multiple counts of endangerment . . guy was probably a cop or cops friend/family . . . . . America the turd . . .if you make hash in kansas you get 10 plus years but if you incite panic at sears on black Friday you get a article written about you and a kudos from local LEO
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
You don't like guns much, I'm guessing.
But the thing I'm not getting from the story is if the linecutter also threw the punch. Samwell, jerks like that benefit from a bit of positive critique. cn
Winter Woman
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The news reports I've read have said the linecutter threw the punch. You carry because of people like that, the kind that break the rules and get violent about it.
Edit: I know you're are supposed to only draw your gun if you intend to shoot. The home paper is full of people that have drawn and that was enough to stop what was going on.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I was thinking the exact same thing. However you illustrate that the "don't draw" rule is not absolute, even if it's usually sound. Thus my mention of "positive critique", i.e. "you WILL listen". cn
lokie
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agreed. some folks don't hear well until you get their attention.
Winter Woman
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| One morning I was called to the emergency room by the head ER nurse. She directed me to a patient who had refused to describe his problem other then to say that he "needed a doctor who took care of men's troubles." The patient, about 40, was pale, febrile, and obviously uncomfortable, and had little to say as he gingerly opened his trousers to expose a bit of angry red and black-and-blue scrotal skin. After I asked the nurse to leave us, the patient permitted me to remove his trousers, shorts, and two or three yards of foul-smelling, stained gauze wrapped about his scrotum, which was swollen to twice the size of a grapefruit and extremely tender. A jagged zig-zag laceration, oozing pus and blood, extended down the left scrotum. Amid the matted hair, edematous skin, and various exudates, I saw some half-buried dark linear objects and asked the patient what they were. Several days earlier, he replied, he had injured himself in the machine shop where he worked, and had closed the laceration himself with a heavy-duty stapling gun. The dark objects were one-inch staples of the type used in putting up wallboard. We x-rayed the patients scrotum to locate the staples; admitting him to the hospital; and gave him tetanus antitoxin, a broad-spectrum antibacterial therapy, and hexachlorophene sitz baths prior to surgery the next morning. The procedure consisted of exploration and debridement of the left side of the scrotal pouch. Eight rusty staples were retrieved, and the skin edges were trimmed and freshened. The left testis had been avulsed and was missing. The stump of the spermatic cord was recovered at the inguinal canal, debrided, and the vessels ligated properly, though not much of a hematoma was present. Through-and through Penrose drains were sutured loosely in site, and the skin was loosely closed. Convalescence was uneventful, and before his release from the hospital less then a week later, the patient confided the rest of his story to me. An unmarried loner, he usually didn't leave the machine shop at lunchtime with his co-workers. Finding himself alone, he had begun the regular practice of masturbating by holding his penis against the canvas drive-belt of a large floor-based piece of running machinery. One day, as he approached orgasm, he lost his concentration and leaned too close to the belt. When his scrotum suddenly became caught between the pulley-wheel and the drive-belt, he was thrown into the air and landed a few feet away. Unaware that he had lost his left testis, and perhaps too stunned to feel much pain, he stapled the wound closed and resumed work. I can only assume he abandoned this method of self-gratification. By Dr. William A. Morton, Jr. MD, a retired urologist residing in West Chester, Pennsylvania. |
Winter Woman
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UsernameemanresU
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That was by far the longest, weirdest, most fucked up, amazing and awesome thread ever! +rep and keep it coming! LOL
ArcticGranite
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Uh Oh. This dude's still missing and wasn't located during a search. He's in some inhospitable territory.
http://www.newsminer.com/view/full_story/20943968/article-Search-suspended-for-missing-Wisconsin-man-in-Northwest-Alaska?instance=home_news_window_left_bullets
http://www.newsminer.com/view/full_story/20943968/article-Search-suspended-for-missing-Wisconsin-man-in-Northwest-Alaska?instance=home_news_window_left_bullets
slowbus
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....another dumb ass
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http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/man-stabbed-to-death-after-argument-over-stolen-food-at-st-petersburg-home/1263425
tampabay.com — ST. PETERSBURG - Police say a man killed his roommate Tuesday morning during an argument about a missing corn dog. They identified the victim as Anthony Kimball Smith, 56. Smith, police said, was pronounced dead at Bayfront Medical Center shortly after a man 20 years his junior stabbed him once in the chest.
Must've been a damn good corn dog or one hungry ass stoner lol.
tampabay.com — ST. PETERSBURG - Police say a man killed his roommate Tuesday morning during an argument about a missing corn dog. They identified the victim as Anthony Kimball Smith, 56. Smith, police said, was pronounced dead at Bayfront Medical Center shortly after a man 20 years his junior stabbed him once in the chest.
Must've been a damn good corn dog or one hungry ass stoner lol.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
[h=3]"Animal cruelty? No. Not OK. Not OK in my book anyway."[/h] posted by Paul Constant on October 23 at 12:21 PM
Some stupid fucker in Oregon is banning The Book of Bunny Suicides from her kid's school library by not returning the book to the library. She kind of reminds me of this stupid fucker from two days ago, in a stupid-hateful-fucker kind of way.
Some stupid fucker in Oregon is banning The Book of Bunny Suicides from her kid's school library by not returning the book to the library. She kind of reminds me of this stupid fucker from two days ago, in a stupid-hateful-fucker kind of way.
Total Head
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[h=1]Jason Festerman Allegedly Sprays 'Liquid Ass' At Son's School In Marine City[/h]
Jason Festerman may be facing jail time after spraying his son in the face with a product called "Liquid Ass."
Yes, there is a product called "Liquid Ass."
"It smells like somebody hasn't took a bath for three months and their butt is really, really sweaty and they haven't wiped their tush in a long time," Jason Festerman told Fox 2.
Apparently Festerman's son, a student at Marine City Middle School in Marine City, Mich., brought in the foul-smelling product on Monday and sprayed it around as a joke. When Festerman got a phone call saying his son was suspended for the day, he told the station, he came to pick the boy up. The scene that ensued, however, landed the elder Festerman in hot water, too.
Police -- and the school -- are saying the father sprayed Liquid Ass on campus, too.
"A parent sprayed a foul-smelling spray in the lobby of MCMS," Principal Catherine Woolman told The Huffington Post in an email. "We have high expectations for appropriate behavior at MCMS, including adults visiting the building."
She noted that if those expectations are not met, "we take action up to and including contacting our local authorities, if deemed appropriate for the situation."
Festerman told Fox 2 he's been charged with disorderly conduct. He claims that he wasn't intentionally spraying it, but was just "checking" the canister "to see if anything was in it."
He also says, however, that spraying Liquid Ass is somewhat of a family pastime for the Festermans.
"We've gone to Kmart. We've had our kids with it and were spraying," he said. "We've done it at like Dollar General. Everyone laughed."
Festerman's wife, Rekiba Festerman, admits that her son deserved to be suspended for his actions. Still, on what appears to be the Facebook profile of Jason Festerman's wife, Rekiba, is a message to those that might not approve of the family antics:
"To those in marine city that find us distasteful no ur not n my mouth but i am n urs mmmm relish it kinda taste like liquid ass."
Jason Festerman allegedly sprayed a product called "Liquid Ass" at his son's school.
Jason Festerman may be facing jail time after spraying his son in the face with a product called "Liquid Ass."
Yes, there is a product called "Liquid Ass."
"It smells like somebody hasn't took a bath for three months and their butt is really, really sweaty and they haven't wiped their tush in a long time," Jason Festerman told Fox 2.
Apparently Festerman's son, a student at Marine City Middle School in Marine City, Mich., brought in the foul-smelling product on Monday and sprayed it around as a joke. When Festerman got a phone call saying his son was suspended for the day, he told the station, he came to pick the boy up. The scene that ensued, however, landed the elder Festerman in hot water, too.
Police -- and the school -- are saying the father sprayed Liquid Ass on campus, too.
"A parent sprayed a foul-smelling spray in the lobby of MCMS," Principal Catherine Woolman told The Huffington Post in an email. "We have high expectations for appropriate behavior at MCMS, including adults visiting the building."
She noted that if those expectations are not met, "we take action up to and including contacting our local authorities, if deemed appropriate for the situation."
Festerman told Fox 2 he's been charged with disorderly conduct. He claims that he wasn't intentionally spraying it, but was just "checking" the canister "to see if anything was in it."
He also says, however, that spraying Liquid Ass is somewhat of a family pastime for the Festermans.
"We've gone to Kmart. We've had our kids with it and were spraying," he said. "We've done it at like Dollar General. Everyone laughed."
Festerman's wife, Rekiba Festerman, admits that her son deserved to be suspended for his actions. Still, on what appears to be the Facebook profile of Jason Festerman's wife, Rekiba, is a message to those that might not approve of the family antics:
"To those in marine city that find us distasteful no ur not n my mouth but i am n urs mmmm relish it kinda taste like liquid ass."
Jason Festerman allegedly sprayed a product called "Liquid Ass" at his son's school.
Winter Woman
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(Newser) The interactive map of gun-owning homes published by Westchester's Journal News inspired more than outrage: Now a Connecticut lawyer has published the home addresses and phone numbers of the Journal News' publisher and 50 employees on his blog, reports Tech Crunch. I dont know whether the Journals publisher Janet Hasson is a permit holder herself, but heres how to find her to ask, writes blogger Christopher Fountain, who added a Google Maps shot of Hasson's house, complete with interior shots via Zillow.
Another enterprising blogger even took that data and made another interactive map of his own. "Ironically, the promise of open data was supposed to lead to open-minded discussion," notes Tech Crunch's Gregory Ferenstein, but it "appears that transparency lends itself equally to being both a tool of democracy or a partisan weapon."
http://www.newser.com/story/159955/blogger-posts-newspaper-staff-addresses-over-gun-map.html
Another enterprising blogger even took that data and made another interactive map of his own. "Ironically, the promise of open data was supposed to lead to open-minded discussion," notes Tech Crunch's Gregory Ferenstein, but it "appears that transparency lends itself equally to being both a tool of democracy or a partisan weapon."
http://www.newser.com/story/159955/blogger-posts-newspaper-staff-addresses-over-gun-map.html
Winter Woman
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(Newser) The messy estate of reclusive millionaire Huguette Clark took a sad turn today when a possible heir to her fortune was found frozen beneath an overpass in Wyoming, NBC News reports. Children sledding in Evanston, a small mining town, discovered 60-year-old Timothy Henry Gray dead from hypothermia in freezing temperatures. Described by his older brother as homeless, Gray was Clark's half great-nephew and might have been entitled to a big slice of the family's copper-mining fortune.
The reclusive Clark apparently left the $400 million estate to her nurse, goddaughter, lawyer, accountant, and an arts foundationbut nineteen relatives have challenged her will in court. Should they win, Gray would have collected roughly $19 million before taxes. But he didn't use the money he hadincluding a pocketed check for a "significant amount," the coroner said. "If we had proper mental health services in this country, we could have been notified and known to do something" about him, says his older brother Jerry.
The reclusive Clark apparently left the $400 million estate to her nurse, goddaughter, lawyer, accountant, and an arts foundationbut nineteen relatives have challenged her will in court. Should they win, Gray would have collected roughly $19 million before taxes. But he didn't use the money he hadincluding a pocketed check for a "significant amount," the coroner said. "If we had proper mental health services in this country, we could have been notified and known to do something" about him, says his older brother Jerry.
Winter Woman
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(Newser) When a customer at a Tim Hortons coffee shop in Canada decided to pay for the order of the car behind him in the drive-thru line, he unknowingly sparked three hours of holiday season giving. The Dec. 21 chain reaction involved 228 customers "paying it forward" by paying for the people behind them, the Winnipeg Free Press reports. Indoor customers got into the fun too, when they heard what was going on in the drive-thru line.
"There was a lot of energy in the store," says the general manager. "Our team was really excited and shouting out the number of pay it forwards all morning." Tim Hortons had itself been engaged in a similar campaign: As part of its "Random Cups of Kindness" week, the stores would periodically pay for the tabs of random customers.
"There was a lot of energy in the store," says the general manager. "Our team was really excited and shouting out the number of pay it forwards all morning." Tim Hortons had itself been engaged in a similar campaign: As part of its "Random Cups of Kindness" week, the stores would periodically pay for the tabs of random customers.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
^^super awesome holiday story. Thanks. cn