bitch took my plant

man call the cops on her bitch ass and tell them she grows the best pot u ever smoked

Don't call the cops. Let her be the cunt. If your going to do anything go get that shit back.

let kharma get her, just grow another plant and chalk it up to life experience.

JP

what do you tell a bitch with two black eyes?






nothing, you already told her twice.

dangledo said:

what do you tell a bitch with two black eyes?





Nothing, you already told her twice.

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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ yes!

mccumcumber said:

Is it an indoor plant, and if it is does she have your grow setup too? Cause that's losing a shit ton. You should have "one last fling" donkey punch her (not to cum just to knock her out), then, while she's down, take your shit back. And if there's time, blow a load in her eyes. While screaming: "PAY BACK BITCH!"

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LMFAO!!!!!!! That's some funny shit right there.

justparanoid said:

let kharma get her, just grow another plant and chalk it up to life experience.

JP

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What up! Best advice period.

Karma will get her. At least that's how I look at my ex.

Women will break up with you during your grow op and force you to do two things, Chop early or Trash...
They will threaten to call the police or at least your mother.

I don't trust women, no offense to any women here. I'm not talking about them, I'm talking about any woman sucking your dick.
Just like what Snickelfrits said. You ESPECIALLY don't want to trust those women.

I wonder if this is karma getting you back? (not my opinion, just a thought)

hairylemonberry said:

i lost my dankest plant in a break up it fucking blows. i should have never took it to my exladys crip, has anyone else made the stupid mistake of trusting a bitch

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did you say your dating a crip?

haha na i said her crib. but im ok now i had a homie go with me to her house while her parents were there and they told me to take it. so im pretty fuckin stoked man, just smoked a bleezy

Oh snap! Going all meta on us.
Yeah, food for thought fo sho.
This could be karma catching up with him. Very possible.

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Whoops spoke too soon. Dude obviously got the plant back. Karma had to have been on his side.

Congrats on getting her back. The dank girl, not the skank girl. (no offense, it just rhymed)

Yeah it isn't so bad. Let her have it. it's a whole lot better than breaking up woth someone while your growing and you have to wonder if they person is going to turn you in out of spite. if she has a plant too than you can sleep easy.

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haha na i said her crib. but im ok now i had a homie go with me to her house while her parents were there and they told me to take it. so im pretty fuckin stoked man, just smoked a bleezy

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Congrats man, Im glad you got the plant back.

hairylemonberry said:

haha na i said her crib. but im ok now i had a homie go with me to her house while her parents were there and they told me to take it. so im pretty fuckin stoked man, just smoked a bleezy

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Sweet, A shitty story that accually turned out good for a change.... Congrats!!!

Be careful. Ex's are evil. That bitch might rat you out for spite.

ya man.. lay low for a while. you know what you CAN do? germinate a seed, and plant it in a small pot. Give it to her as a "brake up" gift that way you can rest easy

ya its ok i sleep pretty good after looking at it, i just chopped it and hung it to dry i hope it was worth the bullshit

I can't believe people on here actually suggested calling the cops on her...That's mad sketchy.

562? Are you from long beach? Are you fucking crazy! Bitches down here are stronger and more fierce than mike tyson, but yea its a lost but some hos will use that to put you in jail. i admit i let my gf know about my grow but after catching mold i told her i quit but on a low im still growing.