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The Son of Man

The Son of Man

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fukdapolice said:
lmao im not sayin im mandingo or anything... but ive been told by enough chics that i was more than enough.. and more than their boyfriend :lol:
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chicks say shit like that all the time to make you feel good but when you piss them off they run around telling anyone that will listen how little your junk is---so then you have to show it to people to redeem yourself---and then the cops are looking for the guy in the tan trench coat down by the slide at the playground wearing ray bans :)
 
fukdapolice

fukdapolice

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The Son of Man said:
chicks say shit like that all the time to make you feel good but when you piss them off they run around telling anyone that will listen how little your junk is---so then you have to show it to people to redeem yourself---and then the cops are looking for the guy in the tan trench coat down by the slide at the playground wearing ray bans :)
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ray bans?

nah i'd more likely wear a the mask of zorro
 
Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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If a guy has a little dick, I'll tell him.I remember I was out drinking this one night, and I was getting ready to walk home.I was leaning up against a bike rack getting fresh air, this guy who was flirting with me all night comes out, shit faced, telling me how he's got a big one, stands real close, and puts it in my hand!Says, how ya like that it's nice, isn't it, and I'm like, eh, it's average....
 
fukdapolice

fukdapolice

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Stoney McFried said:
If a guy has a little dick, I'll tell him.I remember I was out drinking this one night, and I was getting ready to walk home.I was leaning up against a bike rack getting fresh air, this guy who was flirting with me all night comes out, shit faced, telling me how he's got a big one, stands real close, and puts it in my hand!Says, how ya like that it's nice, isn't it, and I'm like, eh, it's average....
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i remember i used to be scared that mine was small. it sucks now, cuz sometimes i hurt the lady... i remember i was all fucked up one time, and i did some weird move lol she told me to stop cuz i hit some shit way deep... and i felt it too. scared the shit outta me.. thought i fucked her insides up... she was all hurt.
 
Twistyman

Twistyman

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Stoney McFried said:
If a guy has a little dick, I'll tell him.I remember I was out drinking this one night, and I was getting ready to walk home.I was leaning up against a bike rack getting fresh air, this guy who was flirting with me all night comes out, shit faced, telling me how he's got a big one, stands real close, and puts it in my hand!Says, how ya like that it's nice, isn't it, and I'm like, eh, it's average....
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When I had a blues band we did a song called It ain't easy being white.. in it was a verse about "that looks like a cock only smaller"..... I almost fell off the drum throne...
 
fukdapolice

fukdapolice

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ok, i took a pic of my chubster

*****WARNING - GRAPHIC IMAGE****

my chubster
(i changed the http to hxxp, so when you click it, make sure you change it... i did that so only ppl who really wanna see it, will see it.

enjoy.
 
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