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tipsgnob

tipsgnob

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i was walkin down the street and i saw a fat chick holding a big pig under her arms..i asked "whered you get that"....the pig said..."i won her in a raffel
 
Twistyman

Twistyman

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Cletus & Bubba were called to try to identify the burnt body of their friend Duke..When the attendant at the morgue pulled down the sheet Cletus said "roll him over"... after taking a look he announces, "its not him"...so they leave.. A week later another body is found but hard to identify... again the boys come to check...
then Cletus asks the attendant to roll him over, "its not him".... as they're leaving the attendant asks, "why do you have me roll him over ?" Cletus answers.. "All our friends say here comes Duke with those two assholes, so I'm checking".............
 
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korvette1977

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Twistyman said:
Cletus & Bubba were called to try to identify the burnt body of their friend Duke..When the attendant at the morgue pulled down the sheet Cletus said "roll him over"... after taking a look he announces, "its not him"...so they leave.. A week later another body is found but hard to identify... again the boys come to check...
then Cletus asks the attendant to roll him over, "its not him".... as they're leaving the attendant asks, "why do you have me roll him over ?" Cletus answers.. All our friends say here comes Duke with those two assholes, so I'm checking".............
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LOL thats a good one .. :hump:
 
FluffyToke

FluffyToke

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lol my toes were cold last night, so I put socks on. but I like to sleep naked, and I hit a bowl last night. So basically I'm naked cept for socks, outside, at 1am. think about it.
 
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