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[Wikidbchofthewst]

i can take apart the remote control and i can almost put it back together....

That video was kinda....depressing

 

[Lacy]

So today while I was transplanting my plants I pheasant flew into my kitchen window and got struck dead. It was sad.
I hate when that kinda thing happens.
Hubby said if I wasn't there he would have eaten it.
Whats with men anyway?
He says that I just put emotion into EVERYTHING!!!!


Well yeahhhhhhhhhhhh.....cause I'm a CHICK!

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

Dude....I don't know why, but that reminds me of something that happened when I was a kid. We had a pet turtle, Michaelangelo (yeah, like the ninja turtle, that's right) and we had this huge back yard. In the back of the yard there was this little slope that went down to the back wall, like...steep ass slope. I guess he fell down the hill and got stuck on his back and died....sad.

But the part of the story that yours reminded me of was this: after he died, my uncle wanted to make his shell into an ashtray! I think I cried when he suggested it...

 

[Wh00p]

damn my subordinate gender!!

DAMN YOUUUU..MEEE

i would have been a little sad, i certainly would not want to eat it..

and i would never make a turtle shell ashtray..

its just not cool..

 

[Lacy]

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Dude....I don't know why, but that reminds me of something that happened when I was a kid. We had a pet turtle, Michaelangelo (yeah, like the ninja turtle, that's right) and we had this huge back yard. In the back of the yard there was this little slope that went down to the back wall, like...steep ass slope. I guess he fell down the hill and got stuck on his back and died....sad.

But the part of the story that yours reminded me of was this: after he died, my uncle wanted to make his shell into an ashtray! I think I cried when he suggested it...

Yeah. I would have cried too. And your story just reminded me of when I was younger our family went to the french river to a friends log cabin. It was awesome. We went blueberry picking and made fresh blueberry pancakes that I can almost still smell to this day.

Anyway my father , his friend and my brothers all wanted to go fishing and being the only gurl I felt left out and wanted to go too so they made a fishing line out of a stick and string and I caught the biggest fish.

They saved the fish underneath the dock and then told me at dinner time that they had cooked it. I could smell fish cooking. I cried and cried and cried..

After I while they took me out to the dock and showed me the fish.
I stopped crying.

But I am pretty sure now that they had to go out and catch another just to shut me up.

I think I was like 7 or 8 years old or something.

 

[Lacy]

or turtle soup

damn my subordinate gender!!

DAMN YOUUUU..MEEE

i would have been a little sad, i certainly would not want to eat it..

and i would never make a turtle shell ashtray..

its just not cool..

 

[Wh00p]

different location, different results

you say turtle soup, i say hm...


yum?

 

[Twistyman]

Exactly how often does this....goosing....happen? And...doesn't that mean you guys are just hanging out naked? I mean...nevermind, I don't think I really want to know.



you're a bad, bad man....



no good deed goes unpunished

Whoo hoo I got "goosed" by my Dr. the other day.....he called it a prostrate exam, and why the fuck can't they wipe off all that KY jelly shit ????????

 

[Twistyman]

So today while I was transplanting my plants I pheasant flew into my kitchen window and got struck dead. It was sad.
I hate when that kinda thing happens.
Hubby said if I wasn't there he would have eaten it.
Whats with men anyway?
He says that I just put emotion into EVERYTHING!!!!


Well yeahhhhhhhhhhhh.....cause I'm a CHICK!

Yeah, us pond scum, worth nothing, shit talking, waste of good skin, useless as tits on a nun piles of shit..just think if it wasn't for us, you lady's wouldn't have any reason to buy nice NEW cloths, or do all that makeup shit..(unless gay)........
who do we think we are..............

 

[Chiceh]

So today while I was transplanting my plants I pheasant flew into my kitchen window and got struck dead. It was sad.
I hate when that kinda thing happens.
Hubby said if I wasn't there he would have eaten it.
Whats with men anyway?
He says that I just put emotion into EVERYTHING!!!!


Well yeahhhhhhhhhhhh.....cause I'm a CHICK!

Sounds similar to my dilema this week. I have a mangled rabbit running around our yards. I think he was hit by a car or something. His one back leg is crushed, totally bare and blood all over him. I got so close to him, was going to try to help him, but he kinda of hopped away. He is so bad off that he is eating anything he can get to, destroying my plants in the gardens. I have set out a live trap to get him, but he hasn't been around for a day now. I hope he didn't go hide somewhere like under my deck to die. I wish I could get him to put him out of his misery.

 

[40acres]

when i was a id, i would walk through the alleys. I would see the hurt pigeons and feel so bad for them I put them down. funny, i was helping, and i still feel bad.

 

[Chiceh]

when i was a id, i would walk through the alleys. I would see the hurt pigeons and feel so bad for them I put them down. funny, i was helping, and i still feel bad.

It is very hard to do that, but I feel it must be done to stop them from suffering. I wish we could that with our loved ones when they request it.

 

[40acres]

It is very hard to do that, but I feel it must be done to stop them from suffering. I wish we could that with our loved ones when they request it.

You know, I have had at least two grandmas ask me to OD them. Considering you only have two, I am doing pretty well. I am soft enough that if they would have asked me again, i think I would have done it.

 

[Chiceh]

You know, I have had at least two grandmas ask me to OD them. Considering you only have two, I am doing pretty well. I am soft enough that if they would have asked me again, i think I would have done it.

I have told my hubby not to let me suffer or leave me on machines. I don't want to go out like that.

 

[40acres]

I have told my hubby not to let me suffer or leave me on machines. I don't want to go out like that.

better living will it. and dont call emt's. if they show up they have to recussitate you.

 

[jimmyspaz]

Yeah, Chicheh, that rabbit should be put out of it's pain. There are too many rabbits living in this city now, it's inevitable they will get hit by cars sometimes, Hope it isn't under your deck though,,,

 

[40acres]

my neighbor had a woodchuck enter his house recently and refuses to leave. It has aten blocks os poison, dodged the traps and is still somewhwere in his house. Swear to god.
All i can do is laugh and think about how someone is going to be ate by a mutant woodchuck.

 

[Twistyman]

Son of a bitch........
Just got attacked by a bee the size of a football...I'm sitting at my computer and the thing flies into my head......................
I hate stinging shit....

 

[jimmyspaz]

Well did it sting you? Tell us more buddy, we want to know,,

 

[Lacy]

Yeah, us pond scum, worth nothing, shit talking, waste of good skin, useless as tits on a nun piles of shit..just think if it wasn't for us, you lady's wouldn't have any reason to buy nice NEW cloths, or do all that makeup shit..(unless gay)........
who do we think we are..............

well yeah. I'm glad you see it my way ,,,lol

Sounds similar to my dilema this week. I have a mangled rabbit running around our yards. I think he was hit by a car or something. His one back leg is crushed, totally bare and blood all over him. I got so close to him, was going to try to help him, but he kinda of hopped away. He is so bad off that he is eating anything he can get to, destroying my plants in the gardens. I have set out a live trap to get him, but he hasn't been around for a day now. I hope he didn't go hide somewhere like under my deck to die. I wish I could get him to put him out of his misery.

Last yeay while I was using the push mower to do some edges I accidentally ran over a bunch of baby bunnies. I yelled and screamed and cried and my neigbour came over and while I was tlaking with his wife at the fence line he scooped one of them away and came back and said they were all fine and ran away but I know they weren't. I felt so bad. I cried for days.

when i was a id, i would walk through the alleys. I would see the hurt pigeons and feel so bad for them I put them down. funny, i was helping, and i still feel bad.

It is very hard to do that, but I feel it must be done to stop them from suffering. I wish we could that with our loved ones when they request it.

You know, I have had at least two grandmas ask me to OD them. Considering you only have two, I am doing pretty well. I am soft enough that if they would have asked me again, i think I would have done it.

I have told my hubby not to let me suffer or leave me on machines. I don't want to go out like that.

better living will it. and dont call emt's. if they show up they have to recussitate you.

I feel the exact same way. I don't understand why our dogs can be put down compassionately but we as humans can't? There is something wrong with that.

Yeah, Chicheh, that rabbit should be put out of it's pain. There are too many rabbits living in this city now, it's inevitable they will get hit by cars sometimes, Hope it isn't under your deck though,,,

But we LOVE fluffy cute bunnies

Son of a bitch........
Just got attacked by a bee the size of a football...I'm sitting at my computer and the thing flies into my head......................
I hate stinging shit....

LMAO!@
Twisty's a funny dude.

Well did it sting you? Tell us more buddy, we want to know,,

cause inquiring minds wanna know