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andyk187

andyk187

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Just burned a blunt of some purp for 420, Hope everybody's has been hella fire! legalize that shit! and i'll be harvesting 3 of my babies next week, 3rd succesful grow, and i'm learning more everytime i plant them!
 
bulldog

bulldog

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A man came home from work early two days before his 30 year retirement from the pickle factory and told his wife "Honey I got fired today." She asked " What could you possibly have done to get fired so close to retirement?" He replied "the plant manager caught me with my dick in the pickle slicer." She then shreaked "What the hell happened to the pickle slicer when you stuck your dick in it?" And he said "They fired her too!"
 
Garden Knowm

Garden Knowm

The Love Doctor
bulldog said:
A man came home from work early two days before his 30 year retirement from the pickle factory and told his wife "Honey I got fired today." She asked " What could you possibly have done to get fired so close to retirement?" He replied "the plant manager caught me with my dick in the pickle slicer." She then shreaked "What the hell happened to the pickle slicer when you stuck your dick in it?" And he said "They fired her too!"
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lol :mrgreen:
 
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2muchSmoke

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”
 
Lacy

Lacy

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funny:mrgreen:


2muchSmoke said:
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”
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