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[fdd2blk]

Things I Did Last Night

 

[panhead]

Damm,my mom's a slut.

This sucks

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

When you are done,please place her back in her grave (intact)

I just choked on my soda, and soda came out my nose. I hope you're proud of yourself

Things I Did Last Night

Dorothy Mantooth is a SAINT!

 

[sgtpeppr]

Dorothy Mantooth is a SAINT!

That's why I didn't call her after our seafood dinner!

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

It's ok, she didn't want to talk to you again ANYWAYS! After that sex panther shit...

 

[sgtpeppr]

...it smells like pure gasoline

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

I love lamp

 

[sgtpeppr]

Are you just saying you love the lamp because you're not really sure what love is??

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

I want to know what love is....

 

[fdd2blk]

i'm smoking green crack and it's sooooooooooooooooooo good.

 

[sgtpeppr]

....I know you can show me

I hear the green stuff is the best

 

[fdd2blk]

pic .......

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

i'm smoking green crack and it's sooooooooooooooooooo good.

I'm jealous...but oh well, the grass is always danker on the other side

....I know you can show me

I hear the green stuff is the best

I KILLED a man! (trying to see how good you are at this quote game....)

 

[sgtpeppr]

I KILLED a man! (trying to see how good you are at this quote game....)

...put a gun against his head
pulled my trigger now he's dead


I'm sure that is not what you were thinking...put come one that has to have been used about 50million times

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

lol, well....yeah, I wasn't thinking about that. I'll give you another part of the same scene, said by the same character.

I have a glass eye.

 

[Zekedogg]

ohhhh damn I just ripped a good one

 

[sgtpeppr]

I got nothing.......except a horrible odor creaping down from Zekedogg

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

It's from Open Season....where Boog and Elliot are arguing over who's life sucks more. It's awesome, you should watch it.

Ok, I'll give you an easy one.

You're so drunk you're probably seeing double.
Well I got two guns, one for each of you.

 

[sgtpeppr]

I'm your Huckleberry

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

I LOVE that line, lol, I love doc holiday in that movie.

Why are you here doc?

Wyatt Earp is my friend.

Well hell, I got plenty of friends doc.

I don't.