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Twistyman

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Funny thing is..... I think our language will be changing in the near future. Kids and their spelling...... oh my...... everything is phonetically spelled. Texting and forums..... sucking the life out of the language.
There sure is some atrocious grammar by the younger gang, I fear there's a whole generation of brain dead kids coming up.... What can you expect when all you see on the streets is kids NOT in school.... our school had patrols that would drag your ass back to school if you were caught on the streets... then again.. it was them or the dinosaurs that got you........ tough in the prehistoric days..... :p

An "eh" used to earn me a backhand in the chops....
 

wontime

New Member
i am back i had to pay a hooker to lay me. So i guess she got payed and I got layed.....................................

sorry for the spelling jokes
 

ChinaCat

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There sure is some atrocious grammar by the younger gang, I fear there's a whole generation of brain dead kids coming up.... What can you expect when all you see on the streets is kids NOT in school.... our school had patrols that would drag your ass back to school if you were caught on the streets... then again.. it was them or the dinosaurs that got you........ tough in the prehistoric days..... :p

An "eh" used to earn me a backhand in the chops....
We still send the truant officers out.... but when it's the parents fault... what can you do? Most of the time they end up with legal issues about their kids not attending school.

I got a spanking in 5th grade for talking back. I was always a good, sweet child..... the teacher just made me angry. Out comes the paddle..... out come the tears...:cry:. I never spoke back at school again.

And I didn't even like it. :-(
 

wontime

New Member
i didnt have to use a rubber, she said her pimp PAYED for her to get a HIS TA WRECK TO ME, so i rode her bareback!!!
 

mastakoosh

Well-Known Member
thats what my son and my best friend say.
exactly haha.kiss-ass

nobody really asked for your help, we have been doing fine without you. If you understood what he said, why did you have the urge to correct him. Do you just do this on the internet or are you like that in real life? If you are, I bet you get bitch slapped a lot.
hey wait is this is a pot forum?? i thought this was a mensa forum. no wonderz peoples corectin me allz the time. :neutral: :twisted:
 

Twistyman

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Hey sweetie!!!!! :hug::hug::hug::hug:

Sorry about your girls needing a sex change. Darn those balls.:cry:
We still send the truant officers out.... but when it's the parents fault... what can you do? Most of the time they end up with legal issues about their kids not attending school.

I got a spanking in 5th grade for talking back. I was always a good, sweet child..... the teacher just made me angry. Out comes the paddle..... out come the tears...:cry:. I never spoke back at school again.

And I didn't even like it. :-(
We'd get the strap... a 3" wide strap across the palm of the hand..we'd take a hair and put it in the crease and it would make you bleed and he'd have to stop... but if he caught you you'd get 5 more...
If they tried that strap thing now and they'd get sued...........




Or shot by the student...:shock:
 

tipsgnob

New Member
I wasnt correcting him, i was making fun of him, BIG DIFFERENCE....

PAYED

thats still funny!!! :peace:
Six ways to make people like you

  1. Become genuinely interested in other people.
  2. Smile.
  3. Remember that a person's name is to that person the sweetest and most important sound in any language.
  4. Be a good listener. Encourage others to talk about themselves.
  5. Talk in terms of the other person's interests.
  6. Make the other person feel important - and do it sincerely.
 

Twistyman

Well-Known Member
Six ways to make people like you

  1. Become genuinely interested in other people.
  2. Smile.
  3. Remember that a person's name is to that person the sweetest and most important sound in any language.
  4. Be a good listener. Encourage others to talk about themselves.
  5. Talk in terms of the other person's interests.
  6. Make the other person feel important - and do it sincerely.
And have the ability to suck a cue ball through a garden hose.. :o
 

korvette1977

Well-Known Member
I love meatballs..... vette makes the best ever.

Hey sexy handsome man.... will you make me meatballs tomorrow? Tips made me hungry for them.:hug:

****please?

I almost forgot my manners.:cry:

Hear that ,, She said I Have The BEST Balls ......


She aint Lying .. They are the BEST


Sure Honey ..
 
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