Best ways to tell someone to pass the bowl

do u wana buy the bong off me ?

would u like me to watch u all night darling ?

How bout passing that shit D !!!!?????


u got weed, she no... u ... Exaclty.. pass that shit ^^






ahhh- hope that was funny enough for ya

we always just make that squirting noise where you push air thru the back of your two front teeth with your tongue. like a mouse noise or whatever. do it twice. dsssst, dsssssst.

say "sharing is caring" and give 'em a smile and a wink. they'll know what's up.

If you don't wanna sound like a dick just give um a lil reminder like,"Soooooo, what's up with that bowl?" or just "So is that thing cashed or....."

DWR said:

do u wana buy the bong off me ?

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i tell ppl that smoke my spliffs to longs, that will be 5 bucks then

but i laugh when i say it, then they laugh and still smoke on, then i say hey, not joking anymore

If they do hoard the bowl, just make sure to give them the nasty! Be like...there is still a FAT hit left....then watch the look on thier face when they blow it out....hehehe Been doin it for years!!

I smoke with a bunch of nerdy computer gamer types.

They always say something like "Stop camping the bong."
or "Are you going to pitch a tent and roast marshmallows too?"

Me, on the other hand. I just stare the person straight in the face. When they notice what I'm doing, I'll motion my eyes at the bong/jay/pipe.