Best way to pass a drug test?

highasfvck

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Other than not smoking of course. I may have to pass a drug test for a new job in the next week and am an everyday smoker. It's been a long time since I've had to pass a drug test, the last time using synthetic urine like Quick Fix worked. Are these products still good today? What options give me the best chance for passing? Thanks in advance! :eyesmoke:
 

dirtsurfr

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I don't have any help for you good luck with the job hunt.
Some one will help with the test, I work for an outfit that don't care.
 

Marla 420

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Get a plastic little baggy (Used for salsa at taco places) put in clean urine. Tuck in underneath you're testicles for 2 hours before you go for the test. rip a hole and pour it in the cup. Viola!!!!. It works even if they are standing behind you. It's pretty much free, no buying of synthetics (Maybe you have to pay a friend for his clean piss?) and there is no way you fail since it's real urine. My ex got into the police academy doing it like this. A job test is a piece of cake.
 
well ive never tried this method myself but know a few tweekers who have passed a drug test using this method im not sure it will work for weed but someones gotta try lol
take a normal drinking glass of water fill it to the top with bleach then pour the bleach out (so the cup is lined with bleach) then fill the cup up with water drink it all the 1st piss you take after that will be dirty and the 2nd piss after that will be clean ye bleach sounds really dangerous to drink and i may sound crazy but a little bit wont hurt ive seen tweekers drink this in front of me go take a drug test for probation and come back with no problems
hope the best luck to your job
 

dirtsurfr

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Well now ain't that the best information who gives a hoot what a tweekr is willing to do to their body?
They snort way worse than bleach.
 

highasfvck

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I get: "Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms."

I tried searching already but didn't find any good recent info.

Get a plastic little baggy (Used for salsa at taco places) put in clean urine. Tuck in underneath you're testicles for 2 hours before you go for the test. rip a hole and pour it in the cup. Viola!!!!. It works even if they are standing behind you. It's pretty much free, no buying of synthetics (Maybe you have to pay a friend for his clean piss?) and there is no way you fail since it's real urine. My ex got into the police academy doing it like this. A job test is a piece of cake.
I've done this before and it worked. However, currently I don't know anyone that doesn't smoke. Not that I could ask anyways...

dont use drugs. 100% guarantee you pass your drug tests.
Why would you even post a response like this on a site dedicated to growing and smoking marijuana? :(

well ive never tried this method myself but know a few tweekers who have passed a drug test using this method im not sure it will work for weed but someones gotta try lol
take a normal drinking glass of water fill it to the top with bleach then pour the bleach out (so the cup is lined with bleach) then fill the cup up with water drink it all the 1st piss you take after that will be dirty and the 2nd piss after that will be clean ye bleach sounds really dangerous to drink and i may sound crazy but a little bit wont hurt ive seen tweekers drink this in front of me go take a drug test for probation and come back with no problems
hope the best luck to your job
Thanks for the comment, but I don't really want to put anything in my body. Was more wondering if any of the synthetics still work good?
 

see4

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Why would you even post a response like this on a site dedicated to growing and smoking marijuana? :(
I guess then my response would be, Why would you grow or smoke marijuana or do drugs, knowing that you might (and will) get drug tested?
 

Flaming Pie

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My husband's two bosses smoke. So I am not worried about him being tested. Good deal. Hell his boss even shares a bowl with my husband from time to time.
 

highasfvck

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try this one.. the search feature here is not my fav either...

https://www.rollitup.org/search.php?searchid=23596082
Doesn't work for me either. :/

I guess then my response would be, Why would you grow or smoke marijuana or do drugs, knowing that you might (and will) get drug tested?
Probably because I disagree with the prohibition on marijuana and the idiotic reasons the laws came about in the first place. It is also none of my employers business what I do with my OWN time. I can completely understand if their concern was me being inebriated AT work, but a drug test that will find traces of marijuana up to 30 days is no proof of this. Also, my previous employer did NOT drug test. This is for a new opportunity.
 

dirtsurfr

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After your here for awhile you'll see the he is one of those kind of guys that likes to pick at yer scabs to get attention.
 

marcoforester

New Member
I wouldn't suggest synthetic urine. Urine tests are very particular, and depending on the reasoning for your drug test, you could have someone standing in the room with you, or for jobs, they usually check the urine sample right after you urinate. Pee is typically warm, and synthetic urine is room temperature. If you provide them with a sample that's either cold or room temperature but not hot, they'll be suspicious of it being fake, and there are actually tests they can perform to see if the urine is synthetic or not. The best way in my opinion is just doing a detox. It can clean out your system in an hour and let's you test clean for 6 hours after. That way, you don't have to worry about any factors other than urinating when asked to, and taking the detox. There's a few brands but I recommend ones from PassADrugTest.com It's worth checking out and will help you out.
 
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