Best Quotes of all time?

What one poops is what counts and not what one had the intention of pooping.

Quote of the day

(Guy is on the phone and says)

"Fuck off........
Fucken child support , you live in my house for free you Cunt. "

( the guy turns around and says to me )
"You know what I mean..."

Author unknown

I witnessed this personally "Indefinately"

Empty what's full!

Fill what's empty!

Scratch where it itches!

- somebody that got down.

^^^^^
can't even read those: Are you on drugs?

"Doesn't matter who you vote for the government still get in"

source- an irishman i met on a building site

-Tommy Wiseau, writer and director of the movie "The Room."