Roger A. Shrubber
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don't try the gum...
Best quote of the year!
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Kindbud421
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Lmfao!
tommyinajar
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If you want to simplify your life, treat everything you do as a game.
Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. The only caveat - You're not allowed to quit!
Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. The only caveat - You're not allowed to quit!
tommyinajar
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AND I'M ALL OUT OF BUBBLE GUM!!
StonedGardener
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My wife came up with a gem. We all use it know when confronted with an offer or activity that were not in the mood for. It's honest and concise !
" Na , that doesn't sound good " .............saves so much time and " beating around the bush" .
" Na , that doesn't sound good " .............saves so much time and " beating around the bush" .
Synchronicity
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"No one beats the house unless he cheats. The lamb might kill the butcher, but always bet on the house" -
Warren Nelson, Reno casino owner
(ask me how I know) ha
Warren Nelson, Reno casino owner
(ask me how I know) ha
tommyinajar
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The only person you can aways tell a believable lie to is yourself...
Phytoplankton
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Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things! ( George Carlin)
You cant fix stupid! (Ron White)
After losing the cherry on a joint: "Where's that smoke coming from?"
You cant fix stupid! (Ron White)
After losing the cherry on a joint: "Where's that smoke coming from?"
Skillcraft
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It takes many nails to build a crib. But only one screw to fill it.
GreenestBasterd
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“Where Ignorance is bliss, Tis folly to be wise”
Sigourney_GG4
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Don’t do anything I wouldn’t watch.
Dr. Walter Bishop
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"Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing."- Hunter S. Thompson
Synchronicity
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What if you were a teacher, but had no voice?
What if you had no language, but had something to say?
Would you dance it? Would you act it out? Would your every movement tell the story?
In time, you would be so eloquent that just to gaze upon you would reveal it all- and so it is with these silent green lives......................
(Robin Wall Kimmerer in- "Braiding Sweetgrass")
What if you had no language, but had something to say?
Would you dance it? Would you act it out? Would your every movement tell the story?
In time, you would be so eloquent that just to gaze upon you would reveal it all- and so it is with these silent green lives......................
(Robin Wall Kimmerer in- "Braiding Sweetgrass")