Best Job EVER!

This is an actual article in the New York Times. Looks like I need to update my resume.

Anyone here think they're qualified? What would you have to have on your resume to get a job like this?

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/05/business/media/05marijuana.html?_r=2&ref=health

I was hoping to get some reasons that you think your up to take the dispensary challenge. What would you put on your resume?

andrewcrestline said:

I was hoping to get some reasons that you think your up to take the dispensary challenge. What would you put on your resume?

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Too bad it's just to check out the dispensaries, and not be a taste tester

A PI backround probably wouldn't hurt, as they want someone to see if the establishments are "shady" and if they are treating their customers right.

Dude, you know that they are going to get HOOKED up. Lets pretend you owned a restaurant, and the #1 critic is there. Are you going to let him leave hungry? I didn't think so!

I want to be a "narcotics consultant"for tv and film. The movie "Jesus's Son" lists one in the credits. Basically you tell writers and actors how a drug user would ingest the drugs...then you describe how the user would look, act and feel - all to give the story a more realistic edge.....

That's my dream job.

YO

RuchaYolanda said:

I want to be a "narcotics consultant"for tv and film. The movie "Jesus's Son" lists one in the credits. Basically you tell writers and actors how a drug user would ingest the drugs...then you describe how the user would look, act and feel - all to give the story a more realistic edge.....

That's my dream job.

YO

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So you go in and say..."your hitting that bong all wrong, let me show you!". That would be a good job. Although you can't load it right there on the set. It is hollywood, so I guess you could.

thats awesome

I sent in a resume, so we will see.

I am a documented med user who is a free lance writer in training. Lol, now if I could just get a job to get my sense of humor back.

You mean Sinse humor. get it sinsemilla. I know not funny.

You should apply man. I have a friend that works there, and he says it a great place to work.

andrewcrestline said:

So you go in and say..."your hitting that bong all wrong, let me show you!". That would be a good job. Although you can't load it right there on the set. It is hollywood, so I guess you could.

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In the movie Jesus' Son...they shoot up heroin, gobble hand fulls of pharmaceuticals and (yes) smoke pot. It's all very real and alot of it is happening from the perspective of the character - like when he's on speed everything is really bright and sharp.

I'm assuming the narcotics consultant showed them how a real junkie hits and what his set up looks like...then...what a person who has combined valium, barbituates and amphetamines may behave like and (yes) how a true stoner hits a bong along with some common phrases and stoner talk that a non-stoner may not know.

All in all...my dream job. You definitely need a well rounded education in drug abuse - which would be the only time I wouldn't have to lie about my education!


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Wow, and my dad said I wouldn't go anywhere after high school. Well Ill show him. I'm going to take my experience and teach people how to act like a crack heads! LMAO!

I drank a fifth a day of vodka a day and captain jack saprrow is really how we alkis moved in the day after a long long binge. Like months. Seriously they got the hands just right. It is like you got to keep control, and the shakes and the coming down is fricking hilarious with the hands. Lol. That is a cool job. I wonder who was the advser in pirates. I just thought it was all common knowledge, I had no idea a dude did it personally. I have abused it all too. I want that job. I am sober mostly now, lol.