being a virgin hurts so much

Weedasaurus

Weedasaurus

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thats the most disgusting intro i have ever seen.

Let me guess, pudgy 30 year old nerd living in mom's basement?
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Jadesjewel said:
well that didn't hurt to bad, not like I remembered at all
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Now that you've taken that all-important first step, welcome to the community. We have representation of all sorts of growing styles and results, and a good pool of engaged experts. They are heavily seasoned with experts in their own mind, of course, and a sprinkling of completely unhinged wingnuts like moi. cn
 
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VonWeeden

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Trust me...Growing is NOTHING like being a virgin....Mary Jane will never talk back to you, give you any sass, or have any overly-bearing expectations of you. Mary Jane doesnt try to "fix" you. Mary Jane doesnt care if you have the game on while you are enjoying her pleasures....Once you've broken the sex hymen, all innocence is lost. Welcome to the real world of "let down". Growing is like riding a bike....get on, and before you know it, you're cruising around the block, honking your horn, blazing the silver bullet toward its end-goal....PHAT NUGS!!! Good luck, and i would love to revisit your hymen with my special "tool" ;)
 
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SSHZ

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You'll do fine here......just stay away from Uncle Buck. You'll know what I'm talking about soon enough.
 
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