Beating a hair test

In a couple weeks I'm gonna have to take a hair follicle test for a job and I'm definitely not clean. I've heard about shampoos but I'm a bit skeptical and was just wondering if anybody has had success with beating a hair test, and if so what product they used.

Thanks.

shave your head, wait a week before the test then shave it again. lol.

that won't work, they can take a sample from his underarm,

all you can do is pray to whoever or whatever is you pay to...

are you already hired?? or is it to be considered?

Shave all of your body hair and say that you are a swimmer or something

Here are a few things I found.I don't personally know if they work.
http://www.marijuana.com/blood-hair-saliva-testing/98440-method-beating-hair-test-high-success-rate.html
http://www.erowid.org/psychoactives/testing/testing_faq.shtml An excerpt from this one:Beating the hair test is extremely hard, and there are false positives. Bleaching or dying your hair is rumored to work, but it doesn't. I imagine you can shave every hair on your body and claim that you're a swimmer. According to NORML, Aloe Rid by Nexus is a shampoo that will aid in testing negative. Aloe Rid is available only in salons. Healthy Hair, from Sampson Health Products, is another shampoo designed to beat the hair test. Healthy Hair is sold in retail stores throughout Las Vegas. Keith Thrash from Sampson Health Products reccommends precleansing with Aloe Rid prior to using Healthy Hair. Healthy Hair is used in the morning and before going to bed. Each session takes 20 minutes. According to Steve at Sampson Health Products, two out of a thousand people failed the hair test when using Healthy Hair. Byrd Labs is currently developing a shampoo to defeat the hair test. Some have suggested treating hair with oil because THC is oil based and oil soluble. However, there is no proven way to beat the hair test, so it's all heresay and guessing at this point. (If anyone has any success with the shampoos or the swimmer excuse, please let me know). Swimming and washing your hair removes toxins, and Keith Thrash recommends doing both as much as possible. Fortunately, the hair test cannot be used alone as evidence because there are no forensic standards. It can only be used when substantiated by other evidence. Also, there are no intoxication standards. I believe if you tested positive for the hair test that you would probably have a good chance of fighting it. (BlockBuster Video uses the most up-to-date equipment, and passing such a test can be difficult). It takes several months of precleansing to beat the tests given by Psychemedics.

Well I'm working at one job through a temp agency, but they don't plan on hiring anybody full-time so my agent tells me about this other job he can get me on, but I have to pass another physical and hair test(first time I just had to pee).

I've been reading about this "toxin wash" shampoo...anybody had any experience with it?

Well I hope everything turns out alright for you then.
goodluck!

DJBoxhouse said:

Well I hope everything turns out alright for you then.
goodluck!

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damn i didnt have to nothin and made 300 a week and didnt do shit worked 3 night shifts and only did 2 hours real work no drug test ima the big nice guykiss-ass

there is a shampoo they call it Nair Hair removal

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Any testimonials? Friends you know who passed it?

I plan on shaving my body a couple weeks before so they can only use the hair on my head, but I want to know the appropriate procedure and product that gives me the best chance to pass.

Well, whens the last time you smoked? As far as I know it takes 5-10 days for the THC in your blood nourishes the hair follicle and is then detectable. Also, your hair grows roughly 1/2 and inch every month. However, your body hair grows way slower. In my case I smoked once at the end of July and not since then (sucks right, but I don't have a source right now so I didn't have a choice). Anyway, I just figured out how much hair I had to keep on my head based on the calculations above (turned out to be an inch for me, just to be safe) and then I shaved my body hair. Just tell them, your girlfriend doesn't like it, or you lost a bet, your metro-sexual, or don't tell them shit, as long as you have enough hair on your head they don't even look (when I had an inch on my head they didn't even look at my body hair). However, if you smoked too recently to leave any hair on your head, you could probably shave everything, but you would be suspect for sure. Still I think they could only make you take a urine test or I think they might take fingernail samples (I have no clue how that works). As far as the shampoos and shit go, I think they're all bullshit, just b/c the THC is in your hair, not on the outside, after they take the hair sample, they wash the shit out of it anyway. In fairness, I haven't tried any shampoos, but I doubt they work. Hope this helps, how fucking ridiculous that you have to go through all this shit. Just remember to consider the 5-10 days it takes for the THC to get into your hair when you are calculating hair length. Good Luck.

Maybe take a look at this website, I don't know if this is how all labs run things, but this is how this one does and it's probably pretty standard:

http://www.omegalabs.net/abouthairtesting/hairtestingfaq/hairtestingfaq.aspx

It looks like the least amount of hair they will test is 1/4 of an inch (two weeks back), but I'm willing to bet they use a razor for that so prepare to have your noggin shaved if you go that route.

Use the two-deep hair cleaning methods that you can do yourself at home using over the counter products.

These two methods are the Growman/Macujo and Jerry G methods.

Both methods remove traces of THC metabolite from your hair using chemicals.

Or you could simply use Franzia. Better yet, just shit in your hair...

Things could get ugly.

1. Find someone who you know will pass.

2. Scalp them.

3. Staple their scalp to the top of your head.

4. Make sure they take a follicle from the scalp.

5. Pull out the staples and remove the scalp.

6. Enjoy your new job.

Blue Wizard said:

1. Find someone who you know will pass.

2. Scalp them.

3. Staple their scalp to the top of your head.

4. Make sure they take a follicle from the scalp.

5. Pull out the staples and remove the scalp.

6. Enjoy your new job.

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Works every time

I wonder how they established the value at which they consider the test a positive? For Amphetimines, it's 500 pg/mg of hair. For cannabis, it's 1 pg/ml.

A picogram is one trillionth of a gram. And they are looking for that as far back as 90 days.

Seems like a bs test to me. You could consume a perfectly legal CBD product and get enough stray thc to rest positive.