Bears in the garden!

Anyone have any tips on detering bears (black bears,Grizzlies) from entering my garden? i realize they are after what little food is left in there but this mother fucker already destroyed about 3/4ths of what i have left and i really dont wanna kill it , living in city limits and all..

Get a pet tiger.

Motion sensor halloween masks....set off sounds and lights.

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Werp said:

Motion sensor halloween masks....set off sounds and lights.

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Thats a great idea haha.

What about those inflatable flailing things that are 10-20 foot tall and just dance around? I was planning on getting the 20 foot Santa to piss off my neighbors across the street but might work on bears too lol.

wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man ? one of those? haha that would be great!

saintmetalhead said:

Anyone have any tips on detering bears (black bears,Grizzlies) from entering my garden? i realize they are after what little food is left in there but this mother fucker already destroyed about 3/4ths of what i have left and i really dont wanna kill it , living in city limits and all..

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Get a few boerboels

Maybe a radio with somebody talking loud?

Karelian bear dog

Airhorn, works good for roo's and Australia animals

saintmetalhead said:

Anyone have any tips on detering bears (black bears,Grizzlies) from entering my garden? i realize they are after what little food is left in there but this mother fucker already destroyed about 3/4ths of what i have left and i really dont wanna kill it , living in city limits and all..

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Spray yard line with chilli pepper spray

I didnt even hear the fucker last night at all and my bedroom window is like 3 feet from the garden haha. airhorn.. good idea.

Call the cops

Rainbow Warrior said:

Call the cops

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Call Ranger Smith … lol

saintmetalhead said:

I didnt even hear the fucker last night at all and my bedroom window is like 3 feet from the garden haha. airhorn.. good idea.

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Air horn is a great idea. But probably only for so long. Once they figure out it's not a threat, they'll probably just ignore it. I've set up alarms on my trash cans and they were scared at first, but not for too long. My airsoft gun on full auto scared the shit out of the biggest, angriest bear I've encountered so far. These are no Grizzlies though, just Black Bears around here. I don't try to hurt them, but just try to scare the shit out of em.

saintmetalhead said:

Anyone have any tips on detering bears (black bears,Grizzlies) from entering my garden? i realize they are after what little food is left in there but this mother fucker already destroyed about 3/4ths of what i have left and i really dont wanna kill it , living in city limits and all..

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spread couple bottles of ammonia around no more bears.it messes up their most important tool, their nose.

I ended up buying synthetic Griz piss and so far so good, the yard fucking REAKED lol..

SuperNutz said:

Call Ranger Smith … lol

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Or, call Marlin Perkins. Make sure he brings "Jim" though. Jim ain't scared.

Rob Roy said:

Or, call Marlin Perkins. Make sure he brings "Jim" though. Jim ain't scared.

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hahaha so good!