I break the format
to bring you these Google pearls
that are not my own.
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[h=1]Redneck Haiku[/h] [h=2]Beauty[/h] Naked in repose
Silvery silhouette girls
Adorn my mudflaps
[h=2]Remorse[/h] A painful sadness
Can’t fit big screen TV through
Double-wide’s front door
[h=2]Options[/h] Unemployment’s out.
Hey, maybe I can get on
Disability
[h=2]Blaze[/h] Distant siren screams
Dumb-ass Verne’s been playing with
Gasoline again
[h=2]A New Moon[/h] Flashlights pierce darkness
No nightcrawlers to be found
Guess we’ll gig some frogs
[h=2]Exuberance[/h] Joyous, playful, bright
Trailer park girl rolls in puddle
Of old motor oil
[h=2]Alone[/h] Seeking solitude
Carl’s ex-wife Tammy files for
Restraining order
[h=2]Desire[/h] Damn, in that tube-top
You make me almost forget
you are my cousin
[h=2]Offerings[/h] Tonight we hunger
Grandma sent grocery money
To Jimmy Swaggert
[h=2]Drama[/h] Set the VCR
Dukes of Hazzard Marathon
At 9 O’Clock
[h=2]Deprived[/h] In Wal-Mart toy aisle
Wailing boy wants ’rassling doll
Mama whups his ass
[h=2]No Signal[/h] White noise, buzzing static
Call Earl; satellite dish
needs new descrambler
[h=2]Impounded[/h] Sixty-five dollars
And cyclone fence keeps me from
My El Camino
[h=2]Gathering[/h] In early morning mist
Mama searches Circle K for
Moon Pies and Red Man
[h=2]Pride[/h] Grinning, he displays
The nine hundred beer cans
Filling pickup bed