Attn ALL Female Members of RIU

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Wikidbchofthewst

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:shock: that must have been horrible, id be traumatized for LIFE. Did he loose any acres?
He might have been traumatized for life...he was really scared! Like seriously, you could see it in his eyes :shock: I finally decided to introduce him to a friend of mine. We got him very high, and then I took off so she could restore his faith in women.

This was like 5 years ago or so...he still thanks me at random times. Usually when he's EXTREMELY high, or drunk. Not extremely drunk.
 

Code420

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He might have been traumatized for life...he was really scared! Like seriously, you could see it in his eyes :shock: I finally decided to introduce him to a friend of mine. We got him very high, and then I took off so she could restore his faith in women.

This was like 5 years ago or so...he still thanks me at random times. Usually when he's EXTREMELY high, or drunk. Not extremely drunk.
haha thats a good cancellation prize I guess, worst I've had was a bad hj from a girl with long nails. I was actually bleeding a lil bit by the end of the night but I didn't have the heart to tell her, and while doing this she asks me "why didn't you cum yet?" hmm maybe cuz your nail is digging into my the side of my cock!! lol its funny to me now though lol

actually really funny.:joint:
 

Wikidbchofthewst

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haha thats a good cancellation prize I guess, worst I've had was a bad hj from a girl with long nails. I was actually bleeding a lil bit by the end of the night but I didn't have the heart to tell her, and while doing this she asks me "why didn't you cum yet?" hmm maybe cuz your nail is digging into my the side of my cock!! lol its funny to me now though lol

actually really funny.:joint:
Jesus...how did she not know she was scratching you up? Was she not paying attention? lol, and how exactly do you NOT pay attention. When I'm giving a bj (I know you're talking about a hj, but I've never JUST given a hj, lol) I'm pretty focused, lol.
 

Code420

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Jesus...how did she not know she was scratching you up? Was she not paying attention? lol, and how exactly do you NOT pay attention. When I'm giving a bj (I know you're talking about a hj, but I've never JUST given a hj, lol) I'm pretty focused, lol.
idk maybe I did something to piss her off lol. How do you accidentally bite down for that matter? She was a little unexperienced and was just goin a lil to crazy haha. She thought bj's were gross so between that and the nails it wasn't a very sexually fun relationship for me lol.
 

Twistyman

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Morning all.. goodnight ladies..

lol, reading your post just made me think "BEEF, it's what's for dinner!"
Tube steak........

Acres and acres of meat...just like the Atkins diet!
And a giant empty prune for a bag........


He might have been traumatized for life...he was really scared! Like seriously, you could see it in his eyes :shock: .
In his eyes ??? boy the guy's in worse shape then I thought...

idk maybe I did something to piss her off lol. How do you accidentally bite down for that matter? She was a little unexperienced and was just goin a lil to crazy haha. She thought bj's were gross so between that and the nails it wasn't a very sexually fun relationship for me lol.
Hey lady !.... pretend it's an egg.....not a wet bar of soap... stop squeezing......
 

Stoney McFried

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high!.................
morning all.. Goodnight ladies..



smothered in underwear and filled with a delicious warm salty mayonnaise dressing....tube steak........



and a giant empty prune for a bag........




teeth marks!in his eyes ??? Boy the guy's in worse shape then i thought...



hey lady !.... Pretend it's an egg.....not a wet bar of soap... Stop squeezing......
 

Leilani Garden

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Hey girls ( and guys?). I haven't gotten past page one of this thread, so I don't know where the conversation has gone . . . I'll get to that later when I have time. I suspect it's probably very interesting!

I found this thread via Victor, who's been so nice to me. He welcomed me as a newcomer, and then, wow!, he gave me my first rep point for welcoming other newcomers. Now, that Victor, he's one nice guy, isn't he?

So, as for the OP on this thread? Count me, please. Another Lady here.

And Wicked? I believe we've encountered each other on the book thread, right? Stephen King, Hearts In Atlantis, Apt Pupil, and so on? You da bomb, gal. :peace:
 

Leilani Garden

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Ms. Mc Fried? You changed your avatar? It used to be black and white? Is it the same picture, but you changed the photo effects? Whatever the case, cool imagery.

Eeek! Just read a few pages at random here. For a ladies' thread, it sure did attract the sharks and all their . . . you know. For god's sake, they never stop do they? Well, maybe in their 90s they do . . . cause I know one man in his 80's who is still trying.

Oh, and wow! I feel OLD here. I also thought that Wikid seemed older than her early twenties (even though the kitty seems to be in its 30's, heh heh). I am in my forties. I gotta say, though, that I don't feel like I'm old. It's just the physical stuff . . . your skin starts doing weird stuff, like reacting strangely to the sun . . . or you look dehydrated if you're not drinking enough water . . . or the skin on, get this, your knees starts sagging. It's a d-r-a-g, this aging thing. For all you women in your twenties? You own a GOLD MINE. Ditto for the thirties crowd. Even forty wasn't bad, but wow, you get into your mid-forties, and life starts feeling like it was always on fast forward, only it didn't notify you that it was going to do that.

But, on a positive note, last year, I got carded at the grocery store for wine. I thought that was pretty cool, esp since I was in my bathing suit, no makeup, a real mess after being out in the sun for hours. Then? As a gigantic ego booster, almost a year to the day? I got carded again!

If you're still in your twenties, you probably cannot even imagine what that can do for your fragile female ego. You really do have the gold mine at that age. I still have it, I just have to **remind myself** that I still have it, and not let myself feel bad because I don't look like, well, I don't look like women in their twenties! So just take it from your grandma here, if you're still in your twenties, treat life like it's an ice cream cone that's going to melt and enjoy it, as well as your beauty, as much as you can.

Man, I am dreading turning fifty. But then, the alternative sounds kind of nasty too--RIP dead at 45?

Live it up, girls. It will not last forever. Before you know it, you too will be older than all the pin-up girls. But then again, once you get into middle age, you have something the twenty-somethings don't have, but will one day have--experience.

Life flies by. Especially if you have children. It seems like it's all on fast forward.

And as for all the guys here (and EVERYWHERE) who want us to prove we're all women? Oh please. So lacking in originality. But ain't it fun to have them do it anyway? Men . . . ah, life would be so boring without them; not that we need them anymore, scientifically, biologically, we could all do it without them, but would we really want to? So? We put up with the goofier of them so that the real gems can shine.

And that? Brings up the whole unfair topic of: men age better than women. Oh yeah? Ever look at the singles ads on yahoo or elsewhere? Sure.

Enough. I gotta go take out my dentures and take my hormone replacement pills (not).

Women, we gotta stick together! But I love men too. I had too good a dad not to believe that all men are users.
 

Wikidbchofthewst

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Hey girls ( and guys?). I haven't gotten past page one of this thread, so I don't know where the conversation has gone . . . I'll get to that later when I have time. I suspect it's probably very interesting!

I found this thread via Victor, who's been so nice to me. He welcomed me as a newcomer, and then, wow!, he gave me my first rep point for welcoming other newcomers. Now, that Victor, he's one nice guy, isn't he?

So, as for the OP on this thread? Count me, please. Another Lady here.

And Wicked? I believe we've encountered each other on the book thread, right? Stephen King, Hearts In Atlantis, Apt Pupil, and so on? You da bomb, gal. :peace:
You caught me, I AM da bomb...lol.

That just made me thing of something...When I was 13 my mom got me a dog tag that said "______ ______ I am the shit" The blanks being one of my nicknames.

But anyways, yes, I agree, Victor is awesome. And I remember you from the other thread. Now welcome to this one!
 
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