tyler.durden
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My favorite rendition -
★ Atomic Squat ★
- Thread starter Pinworm
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StonedFarmer
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StonedFarmer
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((turns off phone)) made enough for the next few days.
ready to punch a fool
abe supercro
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StonedFarmer
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directed at me?
StonedFarmer
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To Love And Cherish were the words she said
Til I found some guy's fuck lube in our bed
Well there was a party going on and I started a fight
I lost my love I got my ass kicked that night
A broken nose and fractured head
I left my wedding ring laying right in the hospital bed
And when I looked into the mirror I looked just like Leon Spinks
Oh, sometimes you need a drink
All that happened last September
The lesson I learned, I don't remember
It had something to do with growing up and how lifes so fucking unfair
Oh who fucking cares
She tattooed my name right on her ass
And I thought I'd found true love at last
Well I'll never say I do again unless it's to a Heineken
I'll never say I do again
Well years went by and I wish her no wrong
At least she supplied the words to this song
And I hope her and her new boyfriend are really having a blast
And every time he fucks her he sees my name on her ass
All that happened last September
The lesson I learned, I don't remember
It had something to do with growing up and how lifes so fucking unfair
Oh who fucking cares
Oh who fucking cares
Oh who fucking cares
StonedFarmer
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If I'm getting drunk, I'm getting drunk for the week. Remember I'm a freak. And if I get drunk and I say I hate your guts. It's just because drinking makes me nuts.
And remember I'm so unsure and so fucking insecure and I don't know if there's a cure for a heart that ain't ever been pure. A heart that's never met yours.
And if I start screaming about some no good little bitch. It's just because that little bitch snitched. And if I start dissing my band or blaming my bad luck. It's just because all my songs suck.
And remember I'm so unsure and so fucking insecure and I don't know if there's a cure for a heart that ain't ever been pure. A heart that's never met yours.
And if another girl comes screaming and beating on a door. I've never seen that girl before. And I love you more than anything, but still I sin. My friends say losers don't win (don't know why I listen to them though).
And remember I'm so unsure and so fucking insecure and I don't know if there's a cure for a heart that ain't ever been pure. A heart that's never met yours.
Oh a heart that has never been pure. Oh a heart that has never been pure. Oh a heart that has never met yours.
And remember I'm so unsure and so fucking insecure and I don't know if there's a cure for a heart that ain't ever been pure. A heart that's never met yours.
And if I start screaming about some no good little bitch. It's just because that little bitch snitched. And if I start dissing my band or blaming my bad luck. It's just because all my songs suck.
And remember I'm so unsure and so fucking insecure and I don't know if there's a cure for a heart that ain't ever been pure. A heart that's never met yours.
And if another girl comes screaming and beating on a door. I've never seen that girl before. And I love you more than anything, but still I sin. My friends say losers don't win (don't know why I listen to them though).
And remember I'm so unsure and so fucking insecure and I don't know if there's a cure for a heart that ain't ever been pure. A heart that's never met yours.
Oh a heart that has never been pure. Oh a heart that has never been pure. Oh a heart that has never met yours.
StonedFarmer
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Fuck You Loraine
Fuck all your pain
Fuck your bullshit abuse stories
Your parents aren't to blame
Here you come again
With your bullshit friends
Stay the fuck away from me
You and your heroin
Fuck You Loraine
You're so lame
There must be something wrong with your heart
Something wrong with your brain
[Chorus]
You know I tried to love you
Tried really hard
You stole all my hope
You fucking retard
You know that I tried to love you
I tried everything
I tried constantly
But it was all in vain
Fuck You Loraine
You need to change
The way you bullshit everyone
Well its a crying shame
Fuck off Loraine
It's all a game
I don't need no fucking drama
Don't need no more pain
[Chorus]
Fuck You Loraine
Fuck all your pain
The way you bullshit everyone
It's a crying shame
Fuck all your pain
Fuck your bullshit abuse stories
Your parents aren't to blame
Here you come again
With your bullshit friends
Stay the fuck away from me
You and your heroin
Fuck You Loraine
You're so lame
There must be something wrong with your heart
Something wrong with your brain
[Chorus]
You know I tried to love you
Tried really hard
You stole all my hope
You fucking retard
You know that I tried to love you
I tried everything
I tried constantly
But it was all in vain
Fuck You Loraine
You need to change
The way you bullshit everyone
Well its a crying shame
Fuck off Loraine
It's all a game
I don't need no fucking drama
Don't need no more pain
[Chorus]
Fuck You Loraine
Fuck all your pain
The way you bullshit everyone
It's a crying shame
StonedFarmer
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No one ever liked me anyway. I never had no pretty prom date. So go ahead and leave, leave me by myself again.
You know, she lives on a castle on a hill. She bought my cigarettes and bought me lots of pills. She's on my arm and everybody stares. Got a short leather skirt and Priscilla Presley hair.
She's a dream you know, she's a dream.
We go drinking, driving in her car. Midnight blue Cadillac, cuttin' through the dark. I took her virginity and she took my heart it was on the freeway, when the car wouldn't start.
She's a dream you know, she's a dream.
Then she called me and says we should break up. She said I didn't need her and I drink too much. I hung up and stumbled to the fridge, where I proceeded to give a blow job to a fifth of gin.
She's a dream you know, she's a dream.
No one ever liked me anyway. I never had no pretty prom date. So go ahead and leave, leave me by myself again.
She's a dream you know, she's a dream dream, dream, dream, dream you know, she's a dream.
last one
You know, she lives on a castle on a hill. She bought my cigarettes and bought me lots of pills. She's on my arm and everybody stares. Got a short leather skirt and Priscilla Presley hair.
She's a dream you know, she's a dream.
We go drinking, driving in her car. Midnight blue Cadillac, cuttin' through the dark. I took her virginity and she took my heart it was on the freeway, when the car wouldn't start.
She's a dream you know, she's a dream.
Then she called me and says we should break up. She said I didn't need her and I drink too much. I hung up and stumbled to the fridge, where I proceeded to give a blow job to a fifth of gin.
She's a dream you know, she's a dream.
No one ever liked me anyway. I never had no pretty prom date. So go ahead and leave, leave me by myself again.
She's a dream you know, she's a dream dream, dream, dream, dream you know, she's a dream.
last one
StonedFarmer
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lie
our parents don't like me. Your sister keeps bitchin'. And you mother says I'm not worth nothing. "What are you doing with a loser like him?"
Your friends can't stand me. They say I'm trash. They say turn around and don't look back. "What are you doing with a loser like him?"
Thinks... she's the toast of Roseville. She broke my heart and had me addicted to NyQuil.
To have her smile I would've burn my guitars. I'd quit playing songs in fagot bars.
I'd stop getting drunk and wrecking cars. No more sleeping on dashboards and wishing on stars.
Darling, I've done this all for you. You know I was born a fool.
Driving by your house. I see the light off in your room. I can almost see your face, almost smell your perfume. "Oh where, where are you tonight?"
So I drive down to the bar. Well I ordered Gin and Squirt. I told the waitress our story. She said "You are too pretty to be hurt." And she gave me her telephone number.
Thinks... she's the toast of Roseville. She fucks my friends and had me addicted to NyQuil.
To have her smile I would've burn my guitars. I would quit playing songs in fagot bars.
I'd stop getting drunk and wrecking cars. No more sleeping on dashboards and wishing on stars.
Darling, I've done this all for you. You know I was born a fool.
[tacet]
[Solo]
To have her smile I would've burn my guitars. I would've quit playing songs in fagot bars.
I would've stop getting drunk and wrecking cars. No more sleeping on dashboards and wishing on stars.
Darling, I've done this all for you. You know I was born a fool.
I would've done this all for you. You know I was born a fool.
our parents don't like me. Your sister keeps bitchin'. And you mother says I'm not worth nothing. "What are you doing with a loser like him?"
Your friends can't stand me. They say I'm trash. They say turn around and don't look back. "What are you doing with a loser like him?"
Thinks... she's the toast of Roseville. She broke my heart and had me addicted to NyQuil.
To have her smile I would've burn my guitars. I'd quit playing songs in fagot bars.
I'd stop getting drunk and wrecking cars. No more sleeping on dashboards and wishing on stars.
Darling, I've done this all for you. You know I was born a fool.
Driving by your house. I see the light off in your room. I can almost see your face, almost smell your perfume. "Oh where, where are you tonight?"
So I drive down to the bar. Well I ordered Gin and Squirt. I told the waitress our story. She said "You are too pretty to be hurt." And she gave me her telephone number.
Thinks... she's the toast of Roseville. She fucks my friends and had me addicted to NyQuil.
To have her smile I would've burn my guitars. I would quit playing songs in fagot bars.
I'd stop getting drunk and wrecking cars. No more sleeping on dashboards and wishing on stars.
Darling, I've done this all for you. You know I was born a fool.
[tacet]
[Solo]
To have her smile I would've burn my guitars. I would've quit playing songs in fagot bars.
I would've stop getting drunk and wrecking cars. No more sleeping on dashboards and wishing on stars.
Darling, I've done this all for you. You know I was born a fool.
I would've done this all for you. You know I was born a fool.
abe supercro
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StonedFarmer
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alright so I asked is it directed towards me and this is your resonse>?
you asked me for peace which I said ok because I wanted nothing to do with it.
let's do the shuffle I guess you bitch
abe supercro
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Why are you so sensitive farmer. Qik with the name calling huh
I may have insinuated that you are benefiting from PW's thread, acting proprietary even... And if it's therapeutic for you... then more power to ya!
How about directing a morsel of all that angst to rally for the return of pinworm. There's a good chance he stops by and the last time there was a petition for his return, he did in fact return. Do you care if pw returns?
I may have insinuated that you are benefiting from PW's thread, acting proprietary even... And if it's therapeutic for you... then more power to ya!
How about directing a morsel of all that angst to rally for the return of pinworm. There's a good chance he stops by and the last time there was a petition for his return, he did in fact return. Do you care if pw returns?
StonedFarmer
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I m so sensitiveo oooooooo
I smoke crocaine
baby baby make
\i think you touch you self
oooh
touch me twice
you suck the big ones
booo ya
abe supercro
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