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Hookabelly said:
I'm lost. Fin, really? you put vids of your mom stripping on youtube?
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Fin put up a video of his mother playfully stroking his balls and possibly some cupping of balls too

mom brushed past Fin, while doing some old lady sexy drunk dancing
she went straight for the balls with the enthusiasm of a truffle hog

fin acted like its an everyday thing no biggy. mom grabs balls all the time she just be playing
 
Did she do that shit where she rolls your balls around in her hand? She's gentle but firm and man oh man she can roll some testicles like the best of them.

I remember telling her not to neglect my dong and she slapped me in the face, slurring her words about white wine spritzers and vacuuming or something.
 
bu$hleaguer said:
Did she do that shit where she rolls your balls around in her hand? She's gentle but firm and man oh man she can roll some testicles like the best of them.

I remember telling her not to neglect my dong and she slapped me in the face, slurring her words about white wine spritzers and vacuuming or something.
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dunno about that mate, but she strikes me as one of those older lady moms that is certainly up for it
she sees herself as a "milf" and when young males tell her she is a "milf" she gets a clitty boner

if Fin had any friends i'm sure she would of fucked most of them
 
Damn, didn't realize the dude lost his brother. Shit. Sorry, man, that was kind of savage talking about your mom massaging my balls. Sorry about your brother and your family.
 
tampee said:
Either cry about it or beat his ass I beat the shit out of my ex stepfather for getting in my face when I was 17 years old he never bowed up to me again after that.
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Hookabelly said:
I'm lost. Fin, really? you put vids of your mom stripping on youtube? Or is that a joke? And guys, if Fin really lost a brother to Anaphalactic (sp) shock, why be so hard on him? What if he's telling the truth on the bit coin site and really lost a brother?
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I asked her if she cared if the video was there when I did it, she said no. And I even told her that if it gets enough views it could end up on Tosh.0 and she said that was fine. She even seemed a little excited. And my sister made the video in the first place, not me.
 
abe supercro said:
I had anaphylactic shock once, started while watching planet of the apes, as a kid. throat started closing and my tongue began relaxing and somehow going into my esophagus. one shot at the ER saved my ass.

I'd assume it's true that @Finshaggy lost his brother, unless someone has proof otherwise. major-major tough break and it prolly traumatized his entire family. Fin is that true? sorry to hear of your loss. peace
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Yes it is true. Thank you everyone that said something nice. You can look up "Mason Wight" on Google and find his obituary.
If Bitcoin Town ever gets made, it will be named after him, Mason Town. And my Xbox clan is MASN, etc.
 
skunkd0c said:
Fin put up a video of his mother playfully stroking his balls and possibly some cupping of balls too

mom brushed past Fin, while doing some old lady sexy drunk dancing
she went straight for the balls with the enthusiasm of a truffle hog

fin acted like its an everyday thing no biggy. mom grabs balls all the time she just be playing
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I just can't imagine...

Once I was in line at a store with my son Aidan, and I went to tap him with my hand to get his attention. I meant to tap his stomach but the kid has grown and I hit that lower ab area, you know? Kinda where the button of your pants is located normally...if your pants are where they should be... And both of us were just completely freaked out lol. He just looked at me and I was like "I'm sorry, bub, I didn't mean to tap you there I just wanted to tell you to grab the lanyard you wanted..."

...and that was the closest I have ever come to his "junk" since he's been old enough to potty on his own. Unless it was medically necessary to do so, I will never be touching my kids down there...not for Tosh or anyone else.
 
RB86 said:
I just can't imagine...

Once I was in line at a store with my son Aidan, and I went to tap him with my hand to get his attention. I meant to tap his stomach but the kid has grown and I hit that lower ab area, you know? Kinda where the button of your pants is located normally...if your pants are where they should be... And both of us were just completely freaked out lol. He just looked at me and I was like "I'm sorry, bub, I didn't mean to tap you there I just wanted to tell you to grab the lanyard you wanted..."

...and that was the closest I have ever come to his "junk" since he's been old enough to potty on his own. Unless it was medically necessary to do so, I will never be touching my kids down there...not for Tosh or anyone else.
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My mom did not touch me, they are just trolling.
 
When I was a teenager my mom did a belly dancing routine in the living room while I was on the couch. She was sober and not in my face about it though. In fact I just happened to be in there when she decided to "practice". She was having a mental crisis because her husband had died, and apparently once a long time ago when he'd been alive he told her she should be a belly dancer, so when he died she decided she would be. Thank God that didn't last long...

...I hated that man....

But I didn't record it. Partly because I would never want to re-watch that happening...ever. And partly because (Oh wow I sound old here) when I was a teenager it didn't occur to us to record everything because youtube and facebook didn't exist and we had all just gotten internet...we used AOL lol.
 
Finshaggy said:
My mom did not touch me, they are just trolling.
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Dude no one is saying your mom abuses you foreal
when she drunk she gets lustful n shit, misses the old times when she was more desirable to young guys
many women her age go through this
i accept its her way of playing but its still inappropriate she needs to get her own man
and leave you alone

re-post the vid
 
RB86 said:
I just can't imagine...

Once I was in line at a store with my son Aidan, and I went to tap him with my hand to get his attention. I meant to tap his stomach but the kid has grown and I hit that lower ab area, you know? Kinda where the button of your pants is located normally...if your pants are where they should be... And both of us were just completely freaked out lol. He just looked at me and I was like "I'm sorry, bub, I didn't mean to tap you there I just wanted to tell you to grab the lanyard you wanted..."

...and that was the closest I have ever come to his "junk" since he's been old enough to potty on his own. Unless it was medically necessary to do so, I will never be touching my kids down there...not for Tosh or anyone else.
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This is a perfectly natural response to an awkward moment ^^
i'm sure it would of been similar if my mother accidentally touched my cock
this has never happened , which i am happy about

in fins case his mother is a playful drunk lady , perhaps a party girl in her day
im not trying to make excuses for her, i do not think fin is in any danger
but if she were my mother i would tell her to stop that shit, and i would not let
any of my friends visit either for fear she would jump on them
 
skunkd0c said:
This is a perfectly natural res ponce to an awkward moment ^^
i'm sure it would of been similar if my mother accidentally touched my cock
this has never happened , which i am happy about

in fins case his mother is a playful drunk lady , perhaps a party girl in her day
im not trying to make excuses for her, i do not think fin is in any danger
but if she were my mother i would tell her to stop that shit, and i would not let
any of my friends visit either for fear she would jump on them
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lol.. would you put it online under, stripper mom and dirty dancing?
 
lol she moved fast and swiftly, it certainly wasn't the first time she went for the balls
fins mom likes the sexy attention, having a mother like that is trouble

i had a friend with a mother like that (into drugs still think she 20 when she 40),
he went ape shit one day because he see another friend use a rolling mat that looked like his mothers rolling mat
he was convinced in that moment that his mother had been out fucking his friend and left her rolling mat behind
turned out it was just a similar mat LOL

i do not envy fins party/stripper mom situation
 
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