I have a question mate...If I talk to my plants, can I expect a response in reasonable time. Or is that a sure sign that they are deaf and mute mate? What if I blow cannabis smoke over them, will they become more potty

Shall I do this with my clothes off?
Im sorry, and ashmed....not sure whats got ahold of me tonight.......I still think they eardrop on me when I am making sacred nookie time with my lovey eh? I think I will call them Pervert Kush.

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