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Yessica...

Yessica...

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Rudi I&I Automan said:
yessica, any chance of a quick blow job? :grin::-D I braught flowers :weed:

WOT,I'm mearly trying to asertain an answer to the pink elephant in the room, Is it just by name or nature or both:shock: .

or is it rude to ask on open forum? curiousbynature & I
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bahahahahahahahah - you're HONESTLY asking for a blowie?

Get the fuck outta here!

Here - I'll help you:

Grab a large container of vaseline. Get a vacuum cleaner and stuff the end (with the cleaning attachments removed) with the entire jar of vaseline. Turn the vacuum on very low - stick yo dick in - and there you go:

a Yessie blow job.

Have fun treating your body like an amusement park...
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...SINNER...
 
Okallright

Okallright

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Yessica... said:
Grab a large container of vaseline. Get a vacuum cleaner and stuff the end (with the cleaning attachments removed) with the entire jar of vaseline. ...
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lmfao...' with the cleaning attatchments removed '
well if your gonna get a vaccy job , you may as well do it right,lol
 
Rudi I&I Automan

Rudi I&I Automan

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were taling dyson are we.

yessica, you have answered the question thanx, and kudos for not only possesing, but knowing how to use a brain

askin for a blowie, shahes head, it more of an expectation, i get told ive got new perks for people replying/likeing my posts, but not 1 single blowjob has been forthcoming with these perks, ill just have to console myself with the hand book for now then :eyesmoke:
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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Rudi I&I Automan said:
were taling dyson are we.

yessica, you have answered the question thanx, and kudos for not only possesing, but knowing how to use a brain

askin for a blowie, shahes head, it more of an expectation, i get told ive got new perks for people replying/likeing my posts, but not 1 single blowjob has been forthcoming with these perks, ill just have to console myself with the hand book for now then :eyesmoke:
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Well - I've been handing you interweb handies (aka likes) all morning.

I'll give you a blowie (aka "following") if and when there is a blow-job worthy time - you're gettin pretty close though....hahahaha.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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Rudi I&I Automan said:
i herd a jar of warm livers was the best

imagine having the time to even go down that avenue, how many animal body parts did he use to get there..
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bahahahahah - this is pretty good. Your twisted sense of humour intrigues me...

Interweb blowjob commencing...

Or I guess you could call it interweb stalking. "Following" does sound a lot more like stalking than a nice thing that you do for a friend...
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You know, like blowjobs....
 
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