Lol, yeah, learned to smoke pot at about the same time I did my drivers licence... Can't drive without getting absolutley paranoid sober...
Have never had a speeding fine, been in one accident, sober, late after work - not my fault according to the courts...(I suffered total memory loss of the incident, my wife and I were quite banged up, my life save by not wearing a safetybelt that one time, was still hit unconcious though).
Been driving nearly 20 years.
Last time I was pulled over was when I was still 18 or something.... my friend and I worked at a shop at a beach resort far away from home... for 3 weeks we had nothing to smoke... then one day someone walked in and offered us some for free... (we were everyone's friends ). That night my friend and I got into my ugly little brown toyota, and hit the road with a bottle neck ( local pipe). Pixies was plaing Where is my mind, when I realised hwo stoned we were... We looked at each other and words were pointless, we both were sooo satisfied with everything at that moment... weed finished, he smashed the neck against the tar from the car window... On the way back into town there is this massive roadblock... we get pulled over...The car is full of smoke... The cop shines the torch in the window and says "open the window nice and big", But these guys are about as dense as a pyramid, proceeded to ask us if we drank, to which my friend said yes,two bears, "he could test us" asif it matters at all how much he drank. (My friend could say the stupidest shit, he looked like Antonio Banderas, but not so clever). I couldn't help but start snickering at the absurdity... then the cop started laughing and let us go....
Few hours later that night, we were stopped in another roadblock... luckily all clear... And that is the only times I have ever encountered a roadblock... so long ago, I still had hair and Nelson Mandela was still in jail.
I don't envy you all the shit with cops.