Apparently I smell like a walking bong...

curious2garden

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Maybe consider a glass stem to hold the joint, it will help reduce the smell on the fingers and keeps the joint that much further away. Also hand lotion or peel/eat an orange to cover up the pot smell.
Dr. Jekyll

Maybe consider giving up smoking at work, as it's not unreasonable of your employer to disapprove of you smoking up during working hours...get a grip on reality buddy
Mr. Hyde
The scary part is the doctor never questions the behavior, only the monster!
 

hempyninja309

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Everytime I see a car with more than one of those little trees hanging about I automatically think they are involved in cannabis smoking or transport. (amateur transport at that)
Lol super amateur. They probably take the nearest exit when they see the drug enforcement checkpoint signs too.
 

giggywatts

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hey homeboy, when i smoke before work and during lunch, i crack my window open in my truck, put it on defrost and turn it on high. i use a small metal pipe and hold it close to the window crack and exhale easy to the window crack. seems to work, nobody has said anything, but all i try to do is get a buzz, now after i get home i want to get stoned. peace


I have had a lot of trouble lately with people making comments about smelling weed on me. Bitch at the drive thru... home depot lady... old man at the uhaul rental... but the worst is my employer has had a little talk with me twice now about a "mysterious odor coming from your person." Basically I need to stop smelling like weed or I'm going to get the whole fuckin place drug tested.

The obvious solution is to stop smoking weed before work or on lunch which I'm going to have to stop doing for now. But I have a couple vapes at home and wondering if a portable herb vape like a da vinci ascent or pax would cut down on the smell. I normally smoke a bowl in a glass pipe on the way to work but... I blow it out the window and give myself a good 20 - 30 min to air out. I wear cologne and also have ona spray and chewing gum, but it's not working. I know when we vape at home you can definitely smell the weed... I'm just wondering if it 'sticks' to you like smoke does.
 

Sunbiz1

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Ideally none escapes... I hold my fingers over the bowl and fan it while working the carb, take a hit, and then snuff the bowl with a coin or my fingers and clear the chamber. I have thc stains on my fingers; although I wash my hands a few times a day I'm surprised that never occurred to me. There are some good suggestions in this thread like swapping out jackets and ona gel under the seats, etc.

Can't decide between a pax or ascent.
Soak fingers in bleach.
 

joe macclennan

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And also there is a thing called cologne

Dannoo93
Cologne would be a good idea l

don't count on it

In high school we had a smokin hot teacher. My buddy and I would always sneak out at lunch and burn down. Directly after lunch we had hot teacher for studyhall. She was cool as fuck and we'd always be hitting on her and shit. We didn't have a chance but she never told us to quit so that was all the encouragement we needed. Well, after burning down we'd always lather up with preferred stock
( horrible cologne we thought was great @ the time) before going into studyhall. One day as we were quite baked hot teacher says

" you know you guys go out and smoke pot and then put that cologne on thinking we can't smell the dope. I got news for you guys you just smell like cologne and pot"

She said it right in front of the whole class.

Lesson learned.

From then on we made sure to open a window and quit with the cologne.
 

twostrokenut

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Toke up OUTSIDE the car b4 the drive to work? The dry vape pens suck ass idk about the pax but gentelemans sucks fucking balls I would go for a vapor blunt.....loving the thc laden hard candies my girl makes right now.
 

LurchLurkin

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I spoke cigars and don't want my wife to know. I only smoke outside or in car with window down and would never spray myself/car with ozium you can pick up at Walmart or meijer because I'm pretty sure that's against label use /fed law. I do pop 3 of the really minty ice breakers then another 3 and wash my hands. Sometimes even use listerine first. Tropical tums seem to help the smell from coming from my stomach too.

Shell only catch me if I smoke within a few hours of fucking
 

Skylor

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I can stink like weed and not smoke anything..how, by being someplace that lots of other people are smoking weed at. Its so strong I can smell the stuff on me, the colder it gets outside the worst the problem.

BTW, joints stink more then smoking weed out of a pipe, way more
 

Ganju

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i love my cloudtank ill just walk around town visiting stores on break and it looks like you have a esig lol
 
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