The scary part is the doctor never questions the behavior, only the monster!Maybe consider a glass stem to hold the joint, it will help reduce the smell on the fingers and keeps the joint that much further away. Also hand lotion or peel/eat an orange to cover up the pot smell.
Dr. Jekyll
Maybe consider giving up smoking at work, as it's not unreasonable of your employer to disapprove of you smoking up during working hours...get a grip on reality buddy
Mr. Hyde