anyone ever hear of this?

YES, they have legal coke pills that make you energized. It's called Cok-N Get Legal Cocaine :: New Elite Party Pill You can buy them at any headshop. They are kind of lame though.

[EDIT] what's in legal pill cocaine?

Guarana 200 mg
Hawaiian Baby Woodrose 100 mg
L-Tirosine 100 mg
Passion Flower 50 mg
Caffeine 50 mg
L-Arginine 50 mg
Niacin 8 mg

They also have legal X, called "Mood enhancers." Buy them at any place that sells that legal weed crap, there all over the internet. NOTHING LIKE THE REAL THING! Take them and if you feel energized it's cok-N pills, if you feel like your mood has enhanced you got mood enhancers (legal XO's)