Anyone ever flew with Mary Jane?

JOEGALLO said:

Bet that made the trip just a little better

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Not at first. I was like "WTF"...Just relieved I made it through alright. We copped the first day we were there from the beach vendors, but it did come in handy the last day when we were out.

i wouldnt let them strip search me at the airport i would just leavew and drive to my location thats bullshit

bigtittymilf said:

i wouldnt let them strip search me at the airport i would just leavew and drive to my location thats bullshit

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They use that condom technique in jamaica. They'll compress and ounce pack it in condoms then shove it down your throat, and when you get home you have one of those long heartfelt shits.

you r average loose chic can fit 7-10 grams comfortably if you grind it probably more

just make sure to get the stems out ouch

bigtittymilf said:

you r average loose chic can fit 7-10 grams comfortably if you grind it probably more

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Wow. How many times have you done this?

more than a few i dont travel without a stash period


i can fit a lb in my cooter

bigtittymilf said:

more than a few i dont travel without a stash period


i can fit a lb in my cooter

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Too easy.

bigtittymilf said:

more than a few i dont travel without a stash period


i can fit a lb in my cooter

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DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE! haha

my friend brought 200 rolls back form london in his ass in a cigar tube lol he asked me ot to tell anyone so he could sell them easier i did eat a couple though they were great rolls

Im sorry. But im not sticking anything up my ass. Even for money.

dont knock it till ya try it

bigtittymilf said:

dont knock it till ya try it

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Im only knockin it cause I'll never try it. Plus Im a shitter. It would be in the toilet before I landed.

Dogs are not trained to do both bombs and drugs... they only do one or the other. So, that being the case, any dogs you see at airports are most likely bomb sniffing dogs, not drug dogs (at least in U.S. flights).

So you don't really have to worry about dog smell, only human smell. Plus you would be able to see if dogs were at the checkpoint and you could go put your bag back in your car or trash it before going through the checkpoint if you were uncomfortable.

You should be fine if you wear latex gloves and bag it just before you leave for the airport. Take the gloves off and then bag it again (so there is no "residue" on the outer bag). Then maybe even bag a third time. That would probably even keep a drug dog from smelling it for a little while (long enough to get through security... but again, you don't have to worry about drug dogs at the airport).

With my luck the first and only time I would get my pockets searched while flying would be when I have bud! So if I were going to do it, I would bag it as I described and I would just tape the bag between my ass cheeks (after shaving my hairy ass of course!)... just in case I got patted down for some crazy reason. I would wear extra tight athletic underwear too, in case the tape came loose. (No need to have that come out of my pant leg while walking through the airport!) There is no need to actually put it *in* your ass... they aren't going to strip search you.

If I was going to be gone for a while and wanted to take a good amount (more then a quarter oz.) then I would make hash... that way I could get an oz. down to the size of an eighth or a quarter or so.

There are drug dogs at U.S. airports.

even if there are drug dogs present they won't alert unless they've been told to be sniffing. dogs are lazy too! i wouldn't push that too far. can anyone make thc milk bones for a little drug dog treat?

The first time i smuglled weed was from washington dc to greece but that was before 9/11 i smuggled an ounce of bubblegum!! the second time i smuggled half an ounce of weed and half an ounce of hash from amsterdam to the UK i stayed there a week bought more weed and traveled to greece successfully!! another time when i was visiting egypt(u get caught there 25 years to hanging in public square) and brought 50 grams of hash to greece no prob at all!! then i went to peru(u get 20 years in prison if caught) and yes i did buy some of that pura vida and as i had gotten over many fears i decided to bring some back to greece i brought 3 grams there were dogs at lima airport(peru) i passed 4 meters away from them they never smelt it when flying from lima to barcelona i was bumping lines in the planes toilet then barcelona to athens again no prob!! then i did the biggest trafficking i had ever done i was in morocco(u get caught 20 years to life) i bought 100grams of marocan hash(it was gold and sooooo fresh) and flew from casblanca to barcelona and from barcelona to greece. no the fuckers didnt catch me!! last year i brought 20 grams of weeds and hash from amsterdam to england no prob there either!! when trafficking you need to keep some basic principles in mind. 1 dont get caught 2 DONT GET CAUGHT 3 dont get fucking caught!! now if u want to traffic lets see how u can do this WITHOUT GETTING FUCKING CAUGHT!!! first issue is quantity how much do you want to carry? this is important because its different getting caught with 100 grams and different if u get caught with 10g. my boy was caught with 12g in france they let him go with a fine and warning!! this has great effects on your psychology if your talking to a cop and ur shacking or skared HE WILL SEE UR FEAR and u will be suspect so dont carry what u will worry out of the ordinary! think of it as poker if ur making a bluff with 1% of ur bankroll u will have much more confidence than if your bluffing with 90% of your bankroll!! like when i was in morroco and i was getting my passport stamped so i could leave the country there was a problem they couldnt find me in their sustem and i was told to wait they called someone from an office and i had to talk and explain some things to him if i had panicked i wouldnt be writting my experiences now so being able to control your emotions and control your reactions is number 1 if u cant look the pig and lie right to his face ur not up to it!! 2 know how airport checks work. first of all i would never traffic anything in my bags i always hold the weed somewhere on me!! so u know u get checked when entering the waiting area for plane departures u know u have checks when exiting airports and u know u have to be aware of dogs. but these checks can easily be overcome!! when u go through the metal detectors be dressed with clothes that have no metal!! if you arent the person that dresses with shirts and good shoes like me wear track pants and a simple t shirt try to appear as inconspicuous as possible and as simple as possible or as rich as possible and as business like as possible u have to make an innoccent image and not beep when u go through the metal detectors sooo ur never searched. i was only searched once in the uk as a random check and that was after the london bombings i was unshaved and looked v conspicuous but besides that they have never searched me whenever i didnt beep!! now we go to packaging everything here depends on quantity if i would transport little like 10g or less i usually put it in my shoes but now new regulation in eu have u take them off and they go through xrays a friend cop told me that xrays only point to large compresed quantities but i wouldnt risk it. what i do is take the stash always with latex gloves or a plastic bag and buy tape and tape it around then again with new gloves or new bag. i place the taped weed bag in another plastic bag and tape it again. dont tape it more than one layer u dont want to give volume to ur package now wash ur hands and goo buy urself some pepper and some crisps/chips i usually use lays go home empty the lays in a bowl and empty the pepper in the lays empty bag the one side of the lays is airtight(the bottom since u open from only one side) after putting in the pepper place the taped weed bag in! remove all air possible and fold the lays bag like a piece of paper and have friend if u cant on ur own burn with a lighter the bag there were the fold is u want the one layer of plastic to stick to the other without burning holes in it to make it as airtight as possible!! now wear any underwear u want but on top of ur undies wear some comfortable shorts with laces around the waste tie the bag one lace on each side so it hangs horizontally above ur dick at the height of ur pubes remember to dress with no metal on! you remove watches necklesses anything that can beep and your ready to go remember u now r someone else never think of what ur carrying till u reach ur destination and be ready to bluff for your life with all u got if its needed. when in the airport be alert to whats happening all around you dont sit back on this a sec an ounce of prevention is worth a tonne of cure so be ware u see three dogs and coppers comming towards u dont panic dont ever look at any of them in the eyes or acknowlege their presence walk in a shop or if u feel to the bathroom and dump it ur freedom has no price!!! be safe any additional info needed i will be more than glad to help






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god damn man!!

I brought some thunderfuck back from alaska a few years back in a candle i drilled out from the underside, packed about 2-3 grams (inside a bag) into the space, melted an inch of wax shavings until it was flush again and slapped a walmart sticker over the burn marks. checked it, had some friends pick me up from the airport and before I got into the car smashed that shit in the parking lot! It was pretty funny actually, it exploded into a million pieces and took my friends and i a few seconds to find it! mmmm, that was some fine herb

hi Gordan i have flown with weed before i flew from detroit to las vegas without any trouble carrying a half oz of bud that was before they had the body scanners... i dont think its wise to try now with the body scanner... i also flew from detroit to Oralndo with a few grams of honey oil in my luggage no problems.... also brought seeds back from Mexico, Jamaica, Belize, Bahamas, Dominican Republic, and Cuba..... never ever had any problems at all....

Dude, ur taking some stupid risks bringing that stuff all around... Either get it while ur there from some locals u befriend just bring it up the 2nd day u meet them or forget about it for a few days.