Fuckin a... I think this is a trick question yes I have stuck my sausage in a girls ass before never had a sausage in my ass
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Fuckin a... I think this is a trick question yes I have stuck my sausage in a girls ass before never had a sausage in my ass
Do you prefer long strokes on the beach on long strokes in the sheets
This is my q and a fucked up I no
Yessica...
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A: I like walks on the beach and strokes in the sheets.
Q: ever got sand in your vagina? See previous answer to question and you'll know that I have...
Unclebaldrick
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this thread was a lie from the first post.
tangerinegreen555
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You would be a loser on Jeopardy.
what the fuck is the real medicinal use of anabolic steroids?
what the fuck is the real medicinal use of anabolic steroids?
Downtowntillman
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@justugh sorry... I'm a fucking stoner.. Sue me.. I'll try to get it right this time.
To shrink down the testicles of men who think they are tougher than they actually are?
If you were stuck in a hurricane sitting on a park bench. (Hypothetically speaking) You got the girl of your dreams and a sick old lady! Your best friend pulls up but can only fit one person in his car. What do you do?
Aeroknow
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The sick old lady is gonna die soon enough, so not worth saving. I would be the one to hop in the car, being that the girl of my dreams won't give a shit. She's my dream girl remember?
Ok, so you have a choice:
Extremely good looking and small penis.
Extremely ugly with a humongous penis.
Everything else the same, which one?
The_Herban_Legend
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I pick extremely ugly with a humongous penis. I always wondered what it would be like to be ugly.
Are you atheist?
Are you atheist?
Downtowntillman
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No I'm spiritual not religious. Believe in God but when any book or story comes in contact with man, then things get twisted.
Do you prefer backdoor play while getting oral?
tangerinegreen555
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I have zero restrictions on tongues...
Why did my medical insurance company send me a letter saying they won't pay for Viagra any more, but they will pay for Cialis?
Why did my medical insurance company send me a letter saying they won't pay for Viagra any more, but they will pay for Cialis?
tangerinegreen555
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No. Theoretical isn't always reality.
Why are greenhouse tomatoes pale, tasteless and bland while greenhouse weed is fucking great?
Why are greenhouse tomatoes pale, tasteless and bland while greenhouse weed is fucking great?
tangerinegreen555
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tangerinegreen555
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How good are you at changing VIN tags & stamps?
Why do they tell you to smile for license photos at the DMV? (you don't smile when a cop wants to see it)
Why do they tell you to smile for license photos at the DMV? (you don't smile when a cop wants to see it)
LetsGetCritical
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hey mate, 36c (95f) and 35c (96.8f)this weekend and cooling down a touch for next week.