almost arrested (funny story i think)

So on my way home from work I cut through a church parkinglot every day without incident.. Today my roomate is walking to work and I run into him on my way home (we work at the same place) I stop and bs for a second. While I give him a cigarette. Out of nowhere the pasture of this church comes outside and for a lamb of god this guys a fuckin shaft. He's like "this is a closed campus u little assholes get the fuck out of here!" Mind u were both dressed very proffesional suit tie and its sunday who's to say we didn't just leave the damn church?! So I say "wow... Last time I come to ur service.." Mind u I am in no way even close to religious its all bullshit imo but I wanted to make him feel like a dick it kinda worked.. Anyway he goes qe got enough trouble get the hell out of here so I said "was god this much of a cocksucker or just those who preach his words? I hope he smites ur faggot ass." And iwe left. So I get about a mile down the road and I see sex lights (cops) "oh boy" he steps out GUN DRAWN and orders me to the hood of his car as he searches (finds my oz) and cuffs and stuffs me he tells me I'm being detained for an investigation of trespassing and SLANDER and am not free to leave until instructed so. We pull into the church and I realize what's goin on... I'm pissed. I spend twenty minutes callin this guy a piece of shit and insulting his religion... So all is said and done he takes off the cuffs puts me in the car. Now I think I'm going to jail we pass the jail and he drops me off at home! Tells me that guy is an asshole and he's on my side. Lol good day. Mind u I am medical so I got home and broke into my oz. Good time. Long story short fuck the police and fuck god... Muahahaha that's right I said it. Fuck u too jesus christ mother mary and joseph. Thanks for readin. If ur religious I look forward to slammin ur comments with scientific fact and laughing while I do it. Sorry I hated religious folk before but this guy just gave u all a bad name in my mind. Fuck cults

i beleve in god but im not saying nothin bad. that pasture shouldnt treated u like that pasture or not! and and people have the right to beleve in what they want. glad 2 see a cop on cuttin the right guy a break for a change! peace out bro

Oh and please. Note that I am easily ten years older than this prick I was out of my vadalism and trouble phase before this fucker was hangin an a flesh baloon. A and he calls ME the punk? Lol

maybe he was just upset from being turnd down from a underage boy you know how those young pastures can be these days! lol or hell mybe he just finished and he thought he was caught man that would be some fucked up shit

ok how was the universe created out of nothing? bill nye the science guy

It is easier to hate than love

Green Cross said:

It is easier to hate than love

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excatly!!!!!

heathaa said:

ok how was the universe created out of nothing? bill nye the science guy

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So there was nothing aye? Micro-organisims evolving to stay alive and be able to survive earths changing face.but there's many different stories lol just depend on ur religion. If ur a scientologist look to the dc8 lol. If ur practical pick up a book. And mind u evolution is merely a theory. But in a practical aspect my money goes to evolution. Bill nye is the shit

As for the baby rape thing that honestly crossed my mind. I figured he was pissed cause he thought he had a new victim and it turned out I was too old for his taste.

well scientists say there was nothing in space (which is a vacuum)then there was something. then this something fused with this something then there was a big bang. i dont see how you go from nothing to something to bang. if i could create something out of nothing i would have everything . on top of that no matter what religion they all have similar stories (like noahs ark) research it its something like 21 different religions have the same story of a great flood. there is some truth to religion you cant dismiss it if it wasnt the stories would have died thousands of years ago. so in my eyes the only way to make something out of nothing is for god to do it. and untill a scientist can tell me how nothing turned into something i will never take the time to hear their theory

lol i gotta say something: its "pastor"

anyways, gj owning that dick.

Don't get me wrong I love all of you purely for the fact that were in this together. I underdtand people need something to believe in they need to know there is a reason for being here. I don't get where it got twisted though. When did the point of life veer from being with loved ones and providing for them and ensuring their safety to putting these responsibilities on "god" and trusting him and serving his wishes. Get a grip on reality u base ur life off the "teachings" of a tripped out jew ( locust were a delicacy then as well as a proven hallouscenagen (sp?) I know I didn't spell that right) long story short I walked on water once but I was on cubenzies and it was a puddle. I feel its only an over elaboration of that. Why would u trust ur familys safety to a fictional character with as many sick fucks as there are today? When someone religious gets robbed I always have the urge to ask where is ur god now? Or was it just his wish that u no longer have that big screen? And is he the reason they beat the shit out of ur wife? Its stupid. Things happen for a reason sure but no fictional or supernatural occurence has shit to do with it. Pull ur head out pick urself up and make ur own way. cause god aint gonna buy ur baby diapers.

erkelsgoo420 said:

So there was nothing aye? Micro-organisims evolving to stay alive and be able to survive earths changing face.but there's many different stories lol just depend on ur religion. If ur a scientologist look to the dc8 lol. If ur practical pick up a book. And mind u evolution is merely a theory. But in a practical aspect my money goes to evolution. Bill nye is the shit

As for the baby rape thing that honestly crossed my mind. I figured he was pissed cause he thought he had a new victim and it turned out I was too old for his taste.

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whats this? some dude really raped a baby! please tell me that shit aint true

i dont see how you go from nothing to something to bang. hear their theory[/QUOTE]

Ur local titty bar can show u the whey. Now that's scientific fact git r dun. Lol really though I know what u mean that's one of the few sits. I avoid purely for the fact that no matter what u believe in that aspect its all theory. I can however tell u that people don't die then wake up. I think he was in a coma or its bullshit and the virgin mary was a whore. The bumper stickers say so lol

I don't want to start a debate, all I want to say is, don't put every Christian into a group with that guy. A very small portion of religious people are like that.

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I don't want to start a debate, all I want to say is, don't put every Christian into a group with that guy. A very small portion of religious people are like that.

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I understand this however it is only to a degree in my experience to be honest with u the three posting in here have to be the most laid back I've met but this guy ruined it for me. In all honesty I can't say I hate u all I guess I more just think ur idiots not meant to be personal just general. Its like... Are u that blind? Its obviously bullshit... But as said earlier I understand people need something to believe and a reason to be. I just think family success and a million other things REAL things or even tangible things are far more practical than believe in jesus.

Lol and please note no babies were raped in the making of this thread. Was just pokin fun at the pasture for lovin boys.

Erkelsgoo you sicken me. Your the type of people who are the scum of the earth. You know how I can tell your A punk? You called law enformencement lights sex lights. Your just a castaway from society. And after college I may become a priest of the roman catholic church. How do you like them apples?

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Lol and please note no babies were raped in the making of this thread. Was just pokin fun at the pasture for lovin boys.

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good deal! stay chill bro

watch the movie "religulous" with bill mahr. It gives you a whole new perspective on religion.

he must have been irritated with a problem of similarity happening at the church. or hes a grade A ass