smok3h
Well-Known Member
WHEEEEW! That was a close one for ol' smok3h, RIU!
Earlier I was in the process of downloading and installing some new programs on my computer when my PC suddenly rebooted on me. "What in the fuck?" I thought to myself. I went through the boot-up process, and as I was waiting for Windows to load all my programs and everything, suddenly SHABAM!!!! the computer restarted again. Now at this point I started to get real concerned. I've had so many problems with this computer in the past; I have probably reformatted like 10+ times. Fortunately I'd wager it's been about two years since my last reformat and I thought I'd finally beaten the gremlins in the machine. Now I was worried that I'd have to reformat again and risk losing all of my music... and uh... my... uh... porn. Yeah ok, so I didn't want to lose my porn! Does that make me a bad person? I tried rebooting a couple more times and kept getting the same result. Disheartened, I mixed myself a double bourbon and coke and trudged outside to smoke a cigarette and consider my options. As I lit my cigarette, a light bulb suddenly went off in my head. System Restore! Of course! How could I be so foolish?
With new-found hope I stomped out my cigarette and dashed inside to my computer. I rebooted once again and rapidly tapped F8 as the computer booted up. I was brought to the boot menu where I proceeded to start the computer in safe mode. Once successfully logged onto Windows, I went to system restore and activated it for a day prior. I sat there nervously as the system restore ran its course. I hadn't had much success with system restore in the past. It worked for minor errors, but the problem I was currently having that was forcing my computer to reboot was one that I feared was unfixable with a system restore. Well, the system restore ran its course and the PC rebooted as it should. I nervously navigated through the log-in screens until I found myself to the point where the PC had rebooted on it's own previously. Sweat dripped from my forehead, my hands clenched tight, and in the distance a baby cried for its mother. As the seconds seemed to stretch into eternity, I found myself noticing something wonderful happening. The computer wasn't restarting! I jumped from my computer chair and let out a cry worthy of the Predator. The computer was fixed! Praise Sagan!
And that my friends, is the story of how I almost wasn't able to masturbate tonight.
Earlier I was in the process of downloading and installing some new programs on my computer when my PC suddenly rebooted on me. "What in the fuck?" I thought to myself. I went through the boot-up process, and as I was waiting for Windows to load all my programs and everything, suddenly SHABAM!!!! the computer restarted again. Now at this point I started to get real concerned. I've had so many problems with this computer in the past; I have probably reformatted like 10+ times. Fortunately I'd wager it's been about two years since my last reformat and I thought I'd finally beaten the gremlins in the machine. Now I was worried that I'd have to reformat again and risk losing all of my music... and uh... my... uh... porn. Yeah ok, so I didn't want to lose my porn! Does that make me a bad person? I tried rebooting a couple more times and kept getting the same result. Disheartened, I mixed myself a double bourbon and coke and trudged outside to smoke a cigarette and consider my options. As I lit my cigarette, a light bulb suddenly went off in my head. System Restore! Of course! How could I be so foolish?
With new-found hope I stomped out my cigarette and dashed inside to my computer. I rebooted once again and rapidly tapped F8 as the computer booted up. I was brought to the boot menu where I proceeded to start the computer in safe mode. Once successfully logged onto Windows, I went to system restore and activated it for a day prior. I sat there nervously as the system restore ran its course. I hadn't had much success with system restore in the past. It worked for minor errors, but the problem I was currently having that was forcing my computer to reboot was one that I feared was unfixable with a system restore. Well, the system restore ran its course and the PC rebooted as it should. I nervously navigated through the log-in screens until I found myself to the point where the PC had rebooted on it's own previously. Sweat dripped from my forehead, my hands clenched tight, and in the distance a baby cried for its mother. As the seconds seemed to stretch into eternity, I found myself noticing something wonderful happening. The computer wasn't restarting! I jumped from my computer chair and let out a cry worthy of the Predator. The computer was fixed! Praise Sagan!
And that my friends, is the story of how I almost wasn't able to masturbate tonight.
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