medidedicated
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Two guys running away from a bear one said to the other “you think we can really out run a bear?!” The other replied “ No, I just have to out run you!”
All your shitty jokes
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solakani
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I told my wife when I first met her that I play a LOT of golf
I told her …
If it’s a beautiful sunny day I’m gonna play golf
If it’s windy I’ll play golf
If it’s rainy I’ll play golf
If we’re in a minor car accident, I’ll drop her off at the hospital and go play golf…
She said she’s a hooker…
I said you’re probably not holding the club right!
Oldguyrealy
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Not a Joke but something that happened many years ago.
I shot this Deer and had to drive in and check the Deer in.
Well went and Check Station is closed so we have to take it another 20 miles.
Stopped at a Station told my wife I had the runs. She says you going to be ok? Yea I think so. Get couple miles down the road found a backroad I jump out drop my Bibs ,backed up to the bumper, the pickup wasn't in gear so it rolled back.
Well let's say I was covered.
My wife what about the Deer? Before I was saved I told her what I thought about the Deer.
I shot this Deer and had to drive in and check the Deer in.
Well went and Check Station is closed so we have to take it another 20 miles.
Stopped at a Station told my wife I had the runs. She says you going to be ok? Yea I think so. Get couple miles down the road found a backroad I jump out drop my Bibs ,backed up to the bumper, the pickup wasn't in gear so it rolled back.
Well let's say I was covered.
My wife what about the Deer? Before I was saved I told her what I thought about the Deer.
Hollatchaboy
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An Australian kiss is the same as a French kiss, but down under.
Oldguyrealy
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Me being French I use to visit.An Australian kiss is the same as a French kiss, but down under.
DarkWeb
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solakani
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After 3 years, the wife starts to think...
...that their child looks different, so she decides to do a DNA test.
She finds out that the child is actually from completely different parents.
Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you
Husband: What's up?
Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our child.
Husband: Well don't you remember? When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had a wet diaper and you said, "Honey, go change the baby, I'll wait for you here."
And that’s when the fight started...
...that their child looks different, so she decides to do a DNA test.
She finds out that the child is actually from completely different parents.
Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you
Husband: What's up?
Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our child.
Husband: Well don't you remember? When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had a wet diaper and you said, "Honey, go change the baby, I'll wait for you here."
And that’s when the fight started...
