All the way from Hot Springs. Fresh outta detox.

mr sunshine

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Whose knob you gotta bob to get an update around here? What are all the new bugs we've installed since I was gone? Someone point me to the patch notes, or pour/link me to a stiff one...
Let me fill you in.. I'm still pretty awesome...I was voted the most influential person of 2014 in noob central...and I'm also huge in the uk.....since you've been gone I've saved 35 babies from certain death.....All white so it means more! All My success doesn't change the fact that you're absence brought my heart much misery...
 

Unclebaldrick

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Greetings all. Hello. Welcome back to my show. I'm sure you'll have fun, watching me juggle 8 balls at one time...

Show a warm welcome. Let's hear some applause.

Plan: To trip you down those 12 giant steps. I brought you all presents, but against good judgement, and being a good host, you all have been dosed. The kettle-corn's been laced, the fudge has been lined. You're gonna have a great time. Though, you might not recall, the rohypnol, in the lemonade.

Pinworm home-made.

"You should be Ok, in several hours..."
Fuck... Not the kettle corn. I had kind of of a lot before reading this.

I loves you, you bastard. Leave us no more.
 
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