ALIEN TECH

Beachwalker

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"...do you have any idea where it's going"

Of course I do Mr. Shrubber! (I'm surprised you'd ask?) Now for more 'alien' technology

  • Bicycles: Alien Technology?
 

Roger A. Shrubber

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"...do you have any idea where it's going"

Of course I do Mr. Shrubber! (I'm surprised you'd ask?) Now for more 'alien' technology

  • Bicycles: Alien Technology?
you see a bicycle? i don't see any pedals.
i see either a kids toy, or the predecessor of a wheelchair for a handicapped person. that would be more amazing to me, given the harsh state of medical technology at the time.
the wheel has existed for a long time....758_00_2.jpg
China, 2500 b.c.
toy-3.jpgUkraine, 4000 b.c. toy-12.jpg
persia, 2000 b.c.
why does everything have to have either magical or extraterrestrial origins? if everything was invented by aliens or magical beings that theorists say were invented by them, then people would have invented nothing....surely we invented something? the pizza roll?.....toothpaste?......the Mirkin?....Something?
 

Roger A. Shrubber

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And what about the saqqara 'bird'?


i've seen the "bird " before, and again, i don't get what makes it more than a toy for a kid. people see that things with wings fly. flies, bees butterflies, birds.....why wouldn't someone try to build a bird and see if it would fly? papyrus makes shitty paper airplanes.
 

Beachwalker

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Maybe it was a child's toy. I believe the argument is it's not designed as a bird, they have trinkets that look like birds, but this looks like a plane to many, and it had a rudder on the tail, which was broken off, and birds don't have rudders

Here's a couple others (I'm sure they'll look like birds to you too). Anyone else have an opinion, anyone, anyone, Bueller?

(Buehler's pitching tomorrow in game 7 by the way)
 
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Beachwalker

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you see a bicycle? i don't see any pedals.
i see either a kids toy, or the predecessor of a wheelchair for a handicapped person. that would be mor8e amazing to me, given the harsh state of medical technology at the time.
the wheel has existed for a long time....View attachment 4218113
China, 2500 b.c.
View attachment 4218114Ukraine, 4000 b.c. View attachment 4218115
persia, 2000 b.c.
why does everything have to have either magical or extraterrestrial origins? if everything was invented by aliens or magical beings that theorists say were invented by them, then people would have invented nothing....surely we invented something? the pizza roll?.....toothpaste?......the Mirkin?....Something?
That's a fine line between bicycle and scooter you're drawing. Considering both are said to have been invented very recently in my opinion the point would be moot.

Not saying it's 'alien', lol, but Bicycle or scooter, neither is previously mentioned in the history of that era that I was able to find

Although the spoked wheel as you mentioned does date back to approximately that era, it's use was on chariots (not carts?)

The bicycle/scooter is never referenced in history before the last few hundred years, so that should definitely be considered, imo

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_bicycle#The_roadster

https://www.infoplease.com0/scads-scooters

By the way I'm with you on pizza rolls!
 
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Roger A. Shrubber

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look, you can put every video on youtube on here, and you're never going to get me to say that even one of them looks like it came from extraterrestrial or magical origins. ever. because i just don't believe in it, and i'm not likely to in this lifetime.
i don't have an explanation for each of them, and don't have any intention of wasting my time coming up with bullshit hypothesis to explain bullshit theories....
if it makes you happy to think that we're under constant observation by aliens or magical beings, then believe that, just quit wasting my time trying to convince me of it. you are doomed to failure. i will never believe that, till the aliens and or pixies introduce themselves.
i don't believe in magic, period, at all. ever. no witches, warlocks, no hexs, curses, or love potions.
i do believe we are far from alone in the universe, but i see no reason a race advanced enough to have interstellar travel would waste it's time watching our pathetic asses. we're miserable children trying to beat each other up on the playground. what rational adult wants to watch that? why would they waste their time on us? do you try to civilize monkeys?
 

ttystikk

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Not since my last Grateful Dead concert. Nothing like it. The gas sounds like a whole bunch of bees on each side of your head, and then you either pass out if you're not careful, one guy died at the last GD concert from a balloon!

Nde is totally different, some people are in white lights (earlier in this tread I mentioned *light as a solid), everything's more acute, more colorful more everything; often there are beings there we may or may not know, some people describe what we commonly call angels, or messengers. But that's if you get the good ride, I suppose, I know people who didn't, they've described a completely different journey and it wasn't pleasant

*

Because of course it's true if INSIDE EDITION! says so!
 

ttystikk

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Maybe it was a child's toy. I believe the argument is it's not designed as a bird, they have trinkets that look like birds, but this looks like a plane to many, and it had a rudder on the tail, which was broken off, and birds don't have rudders

Here's a couple others (I'm sure they'll look like birds to you too). Anyone else have an opinion, anyone, anyone, Bueller?

(Buehler's pitching tomorrow in game 7 by the way)
Birds most certainly do have rudders. WTF do you think tailfeathers are for, anyway?
 

ttystikk

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look, you can put every video on youtube on here, and you're never going to get me to say that even one of them looks like it came from extraterrestrial or magical origins. ever. because i just don't believe in it, and i'm not likely to in this lifetime.
i don't have an explanation for each of them, and don't have any intention of wasting my time coming up with bullshit hypothesis to explain bullshit theories....
if it makes you happy to think that we're under constant observation by aliens or magical beings, then believe that, just quit wasting my time trying to convince me of it. you are doomed to failure. i will never believe that, till the aliens and or pixies introduce themselves.
i don't believe in magic, period, at all. ever. no witches, warlocks, no hexs, curses, or love potions.
i do believe we are far from alone in the universe, but i see no reason a race advanced enough to have interstellar travel would waste it's time watching our pathetic asses. we're miserable children trying to beat each other up on the playground. what rational adult wants to watch that? why would they waste their time on us? do you try to civilize monkeys?
I believe in magic. Go turn on your hot water tap.

I think prudent aliens would certainly be keeping their eye on stupid primitives like us. After all, we're potentially dangerous if we get loose and start running amok in space!
 
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