After death

I don't care what you do after I am dead, please just do not fuck me up the ass.


here are some alternatives


Resomation ( dissolving) http://www.resomation.com/

made into a diamond http://www.lifegem.com


frozen http://www.alcor.org/


shot into space http://www.celestis.com/


plasticized http://www.bodyworlds.com


Natural burial http://naturalburial.org/


Mummy ??? http://www.summum.org/mummification/cost.shtml


I would think that if you could figure out how to do a Viking funeral you could make a pile of cash

420God said:

No idea what you're talking about but I saw boobs so thank you.

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Deadwood.. if you have not seen the series.. watch it.. Mr Wu was a pig farmer.. anytime someone was killed in deadwood.. they were fed to Mr Wu's pigs

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nice links bro. this is what I like. +++ to you

gioua said:

Deadwood.. if you have not seen the series.. watch it.. Mr Wu was a pig farmer.. anytime someone was killed in deadwood.. they were fed to Mr Wu's pigs

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Does it make me a terrible person because bacon and roast pork are my favorite food with only lobster eclipsing it? I must meditate upon this, but the preliminary results are not looking good for my team.

look up resomation and corpse composting. kinda weird, but fits in perfectly here.

curious2garden said:

Does it make me a terrible person because bacon and roast pork are my favorite food with only lobster eclipsing it? I must meditate upon this, but the preliminary results are not looking good for my team.

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not at all.

lobster, filet, bacon

for me, in that order

gioua said:

Deadwood.. if you have not seen the series.. watch it.. Mr Wu was a pig farmer.. anytime someone was killed in deadwood.. they were fed to Mr Wu's pigs

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"Hence the phrase, as greedy as a pig"

The law says you can't dispose of any human remains due to biological contamination, basically all the preservatives in our foods are pickling our organs and creating a toxic run off, another reason why most graves sites now use concrete/plastic inserts before the coffin is enshrined. I personally wanted a pyre but that is illegal, my grandfather wanted nothing and I'm mean nothing, no headstone, burial or ceremony so we gave him an impromptu Irish wake. 2-3 hrs later he was put into a van and was never seen again, he died lying on his couch with his book still in hand, went to sleep...the end.

MojoRison said:

The law says you can't dispose of any human remains due to biological contamination, basically all the preservatives in our foods are pickling our organs and creating a toxic run off, another reason why most graves sites now use concrete/plastic inserts before the coffin is enshrined. I personally wanted a pyre but that is illegal, my grandfather wanted nothing and I'm mean nothing, no headstone, burial or ceremony so we gave him an impromptu Irish wake. 2-3 hrs later he was put into a van and was never seen again, he died lying on his couch with his book still in hand, went to sleep...the end.

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I have to ask, because it's a horrible concept to me. Did he finish the book? I don't want to die, with 7 pages left.

joe macclennan said:

eaten by catfish doesn't sound fun either lol

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At least you get eaten by a type of pussy !

420God said:

I'll probably end up getting eaten by my own pigs. Won't be much left of me to deal with so do whatever.

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[video=youtube;_uin3Ye9T8Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uin3Ye9T8Q&feature=player_detailpage[/video]

MojoRison said:

The law says you can't dispose of any human remains due to biological contamination, basically all the preservatives in our foods are pickling our organs and creating a toxic run off, another reason why most graves sites now use concrete/plastic inserts before the coffin is enshrined. I personally wanted a pyre but that is illegal, my grandfather wanted nothing and I'm mean nothing, no headstone, burial or ceremony so we gave him an impromptu Irish wake. 2-3 hrs later he was put into a van and was never seen again, he died lying on his couch with his book still in hand, went to sleep...the end.

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That's just crasy , all the preservaties are pickling our organs .
Gross

I like the reference to the Twinky at 1:40.

In the afterlife
You could be headed for the serious strife
Now you make the scene all day
But tomorrow there'll be hell to pay

People listen attentively
I mean about future calamity
I used to think the idea was obsolete
Until I heard the old man stamping his feet.

This is a place where eternally
Fire is applied to the body
Teeth are extruded and bones are ground
Then baked into cakes which are passed around.

Beauty, talent, fame, money, refinement
Top skill and brain
But all the things you try to hide
Will be revealed on the other side.

Now the d and the a and the m
And the n and the a
And the t and the i-o-n
Lose your face, lose your name
Then get fitted for a suit of flame.

[video=youtube;DkQcao5gD1E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkQcao5gD1E[/video]

minnesmoker said:

I have to ask, because it's a horrible concept to me. Did he finish the book? I don't want to die, with 7 pages left.

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He finished the book many times before, it now sits next to the couch with bookmark still in place and his picture looking on.

His final read was:
The Third and Possibly the Best 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said

by Robert Byrne

Fuck where your body is laid to rest! I want to know what happens after death! Nothing? Are we going somewhere? Another galaxy? Perpetual dreams? Heavens? Aliens? Reincarnation? And If nothing? What is the purpose of Life? I think we Better go help somebody and do some good!

There are some Selfish ass motherfuckers on this planet! Willing to Steal from another! Taking people's lives! Scarring children with abuse and anchoring them to a life of question, and misguided youth!

It's a horrible thing this life! It's a beautiful thing! It's all a question! Whatever the case there is a greater feeling above all. Love! It is no secret! Why are so many lost here In this life? Too much distractions and negativity? I am guilty of it all, but I do know what I have done wrong,. So I'm gonna be prepared! Because it makes me feel good, not because of where I'm gonna go! But because Love is what I know! I'm going to die happy with that!