.:Add'a'rant:.

HighPhi

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Sorry. Uh, sorry. I, I, I got a little agitated. The thought of, uh, escape had crossed my mind, and then suddenly - suddenly - suddenly I felt like bending the fucking bars back, and ripping out the goddamn window frames and eating them - yes, *eating* them! Leaping, leaping, leaping! Colonics for everyone! All right! You dumbasses. I'm a mental patient. I'm *supposed* to act out! Wait'll you morons find out who I am! My father's gonna be really upset, and when my father gets upset, the ground SHAKES! My father is God! I worship my father!
 

HighPhi

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perhaps i should clarify, add'a'rant is a thread where you can as the name suggests adding a rant, got some crazy tangents to go down post it in ADD'A'RANT. quotes, stories etc, if its a rant post it here.

but i didnt not eat some lucy ;)
 

HighPhi

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Hello? Hi Lucy, God bless. Yeah it's me. What? I dont know, I taught that bastard a lesson he'll never forget. What? No, not dead. But he won't be bothering anybody for a while. Yeah, I left him out there. I stomped him. I pulled all his teeth out. But we have a problem. That bastard cashed a bad cheque downstairs and gave you as a reference. They'll be looking for both of you. Yeah I know. You can't judge a book by it's cover... some people are just basically rotten. Well the last thing in the world you want to do is call this hotel again. They'll trace the call and put you straight behind bars. Yeah I'm moving to the tropicana right away... when I get a room I'll let you know which one it is... I gotta get off. They probably have this phone tapped baby... Yeah I know it's horrible but it's all over now.
said dr gonzo
 

fdd2blk

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i tell you what you want to hear because it's the only way to make you smile.
you demand the truth.
please stop crying.
 

muu232

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We've got you in this fuckin' movie to exterminate all the lunatics all at once with a filtering system of God. We're the psycho-semantic police, you can't even see us. How the fuck can you do anything about it? We're pure intelligence, you're not. You're biological product of a cosmological universe. You're molecular matter, I constructed you, fuck you. I made you up, you didn't make me up, you got it backwards. You know who you are? You're fuckin' semantic blockage, that's what made you up. You're a fuckin' programmer named Christine Gontara. You fucked up. She sucked my cock, we fell in love, but she was locked in. She's gonna get her second chance to suck my cock again. If she turns me down, she's gonna go straight to hell, she won't pass go, she'll never fuckin' win. She's the cunt who thought she was God, but that's OK, I don't give a shit. As long as she sucks me off when I tell her. 'Cause she's my zombie. I capured that mother fucker, and she's my cassette. I want that cock sucker to send me at least fifty-thousand fuckin' dollars. If she can't do it I'll try ten. If she can't do that, I'll try five, but that's it. If you got a dowry of five thousand dollars, come out here and suck me off, do what I tell you from now on, then you can join me in eternal time.
 

fdd2blk

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you wear that pretty smile
for the day
for the week

it keep on the outside
you
them
never need to peek

love rules my world
my child
my wife

i thank the ganja plant
it has really changed my life
 

matias2911

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Hello, Goodbye, hello goodbye.
just leaning on a swing.
Hello goodbye hello goodbye..
The leaves they are falling,
Instead of resting on the edge,
where lies a giant cliff
And wondering upon the door,
what's happening inside?

I took a step and found a key
That led me through the darkest road,
Just enough to realize
There was a light , behold.:joint:
 

fdd2blk

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you wear that pretty smile
for the day
for the week

it keep on the outside
you
them
never need to peek

love rules my world
my child
my wife

i thank the ganja plant
it has really changed my life


here's a rant: there is a typo in my poem. i want to edit it. there is no edit icon on my post. wtf????


"i keep it on the outside"
 
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