A Local small time thug thinks all the strains names are Fake Marketing

LouisXIII

Active Member
Sounds about right
Your definitely correct. I'm positive that is what they do. The point is he also claims the seedbanks lie and the people on this forum do not know anything. Also, another funny thing he said was that hydro is a strain of cannabis. I tried to explain to him what hydro was and he acted like I was dumb. Oh well, I just thought it was interesting. Thanks for all the responses.
 

puffntuff

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Your dealing with a knob!!! Bust his head tell the strain is called cheesedick and see if you hear anything about that strain.
 

SquishMitten

Active Member
I can tell you as a solid fact that there are indeed superior genetics out there, and it would only be logical that they would be stocked at a seed bank that specializes in selling cannabis seeds.
 

cointoss

Member
i dont actualy like strain names and nutrient names but that guy sounds like an asshole strian totaly matters.
i hate the way companys just print bigger yeilds on everything. when somthing says 1%-3% increase thats believeable
 

phyzix

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I remember talking to a buy that thought pineapple express was weed grown near pineapples ;)
 

skunky33

Active Member
I recommended him several strains that Attitude carries and sent him a link. He responded by telling me that I am a retard and no nothing about cannabis. I was a bit taken back considering the fact that I have been growing for a very long time and not to sound full of myself, but I know my cannabis. Then he claimed that all the names of the smoke are 99% marketing schemes that people on the street use to sling their smoke as something it isn't. I responded to him by saying that is probably true in your area. Most the people your deal with are trying to make a quick buck. They tell people they have Kush and walk out with low grade mids. Then I told him to educate himself with this forum and international seed banks. He told once again, I'm a handicap and no nothing about cannabis. Needless, to say you can't argue with stupid and good luck being a non listening fool.

Btw, this guy sells crappy mids for $280 a half. :clap:
Why do you hang out with this guy? Sounds like trouble. When I don't know the strain I'll just make up a name for it, or just call it "kind". I won't lie and say it's something it's not. The name is the smell or taste, and is what it does. I think it's a fair representation. Like "lemon giggles" or "stoney pineconey" It actually helps as far as reference instead of calling everything kind.
 

skunky33

Active Member
Yeah, the hydro thing is probably one of the biggest myths out there. Not it being the name of the weed, but that all "kind" sensimilla is "hydro" If you don't want to get caught up in arguing that hydro is just a faster and many times more yield worthy way of growing and dirt is just a slower less complicated way just call it "hydro" A lot of people especially a lot of black people, or maybe just hip-hop culture in general, call all kind bud "hydro" and think that MJ grown in dirt is seedy "commercial" or of much lesser quality at least. I've gotten into arguments over it before but the urban legend has become so ingrained as "common sense" it's useless to argue about it and to be honest when I was a kid, I thought the same thing.
 

TaoWolf

Active Member
Yeah, the hydro thing is probably one of the biggest myths out there. Not it being the name of the weed, but that all "kind" sensimilla is "hydro" If you don't want to get caught up in arguing that hydro is just a faster and many times more yield worthy way of growing and dirt is just a slower less complicated way just call it "hydro" A lot of people especially a lot of black people, or maybe just hip-hop culture in general, call all kind bud "hydro" and think that MJ grown in dirt is seedy "commercial" or of much lesser quality at least. I've gotten into arguments over it before but the urban legend has become so ingrained as "common sense" it's useless to argue about it and to be honest when I was a kid, I thought the same thing.
That reminds of that reality TV show that follows some DEA agents... everytime they found some marijuana they called it "hydro" as if they really had any idea how it was grown. You'd think at least DEA agents would be a little more savvy.
 

potlosophy

Member
dont worry about it fella this kid sounds like a right dick!! i have no experience with attitude seeds i always buy sensi i think some less reputable seed companys just put any old seed in a bag and call it what they want though.
thing to remember i was always told is buy from a good long established seed company that way you can be pretty sure 1 your getting the strain you pay for and 2 is a stable strain ie you dont get much variation in the growth.
 

tip top toker

Well-Known Member
What strains did you suggest, cus well hell, seedbanks and breeders DO sell shit under false names. I mean look at all the white widow out there, especially green houses ;)
 

LouisXIII

Active Member
What strains did you suggest, cus well hell, seedbanks and breeders DO sell shit under false names. I mean look at all the white widow out there, especially green houses ;)
I told him to try Barney's Farm Pineapple chunck, LSD, Violator Kush. He says they are fake strains and I'm a retard. Kind of funny, so I'm not giving him any more helpful information. He probably can't even use the internet, so he will never learn anything from me or this forum.
 

Hotsause

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just grab your biggest nugget of dank, slap the fucker across the face with it, then just laugh and tell him to enjoy his shite...........
I couldnt agree more GROW a few strains that are dank like Grapefruit and or A Diesel strain and say THE SAME WEED HUH??? SMELL THIS YOU BITCH then light up a blunt and blow it in his face
 

brick20

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really all the strains are made up names... people should really just focus on the genetics of the strain and its history...
 

brick20

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with that said i got some highway express its a pretty fast strain that flowers in 8-10 days...
 

chrono

Active Member
Id invite him over to your place to chill, relax and have a few drinks, grab a beer, empty half, piss in it, make sure to fill it up, re-enter room, wait for him to cop a gob full then tell him hes a nieve pelican who drinks piss and laugh, if he laughs along with you, you know hes a donut. :D Peace.
 
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