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abalonehx

abalonehx

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They do have some nicely illustrated pamphlets of the amazing garden of eden-like
afterworld awaiting all those that join their cult though. hehe
 
dagwood45431

dagwood45431

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abalonehx said:
I've gotten JW pamphlets on my door but I never see them. I'm working.
I'd really like to talk to one of these cult members.
But not sober. That would be boring.
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Don't do it man. I'm serious. They've worked out all the possible ways the conversation can go. It leads nowhere.
 
dagwood45431

dagwood45431

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abalonehx said:
They do have some nicely illustrated pamphlets of the amazing garden of eden-like
afterworld awaiting all those that join their cult though. hehe
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Lions and tigers and humans, co-existing peacefully together in a garden. Of course when JW started, there was only room for 300,000 souls which limited their membership possibilities so the math doesn't really work out anyway. Then, there was the time they assembled together (Astrodome?) for the rapture (or whatever they call it). They were talking about the date. They knew the date it would happen. Except that it didn't. Morons.
 
dagwood45431

dagwood45431

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abalonehx said:
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Yeah, the fckstick who wouldn't open up his mega church to shelter flood victims until the bad publicity got out of hand. Kind of sums up christianity in right wing USA. They can't be judged by their words (they lie) so they must be judged by their actions. This Osteen dick showed everybody who he is. We should all of us believe him.
 
Indacouch

Indacouch

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dagwood45431 said:
Lions and tigers and humans, co-existing peacefully together in a garden. Of course when JW started, there was only room for 300,000 souls which limited their membership possibilities so the math doesn't really work out anyway. Then, there was the time they assembled together (Astrodome?) for the rapture (or whatever they call it). They were talking about the date. They knew the date it would happen. Except that it didn't. Morons.
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Morons .....Mormons

I may be on to something here .....
 
Ghost of Davy Jones

Ghost of Davy Jones

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abalonehx said:
I only like to be naked when I'm turned on and these people turn me off brahj! lol
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dagwood45431 said:
Yeah, the fckstick who wouldn't open up his mega church to shelter flood victims until the bad publicity got out of hand. Kind of sums up christianity in right wing USA. They can't be judged by their words (they lie) so they must be judged by their actions. This Osteen dick showed everybody who he is. We should all of us believe him.
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The Church had 3 feet of water also. As soon as it receded the doors opened. I read about that.
 
dagwood45431

dagwood45431

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abalonehx said:
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Yeah, the fckstick who wouldn't open up his mega church to shelter flood victims until the bad publicity got out of hand. Kind of sums up christianity in right wing USA. They can't be judged by their words (they lie) so they must be judged by their actions. This Osteen dick showed everybody who he is. We should all of us believe him.
 
dagwood45431

dagwood45431

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Ghost of Davy Jones said:
The Church had 3 feet of water also. As soon as it receded the doors opened. I read about that.
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Nope. It was complete bullshit. Mega churches have mega legal representation and mega public relations operatives. There was NO attempt to even prep the church, line up volunteers etc. LONG after it was known the storm was massive, destructive and heading that way. There was not even any thought about any of that until the word got out. Osteen is a shyster. People fall for that slick shit.
 
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