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jhod58vw

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I've had multiple successes with nasty chemy GNC detox stuff. Looks like a bottle of gatorade, drink it down, drink two more bottles of water and you are good for about two hours. Every test I've taken with that stuff I've passed. Another sure fire method that has always worked for me it the rubber band a ziplock of clean piss to my nuts. Keeps the sample warm enough and all you have to do is pull a corner of the bag out of your fly, tear, and empty. Of course if you can get a medical fluid bag it works even better.
I've used that gnc tuff before the bottle that you buy behind the counter sounds just like what your explaining about $50 a bottle. Yeah I've heard people doing the little m&m's container too always scared I would be the one to get caught.
 

jhod58vw

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He's using the synthetic and I am trying to get the name for you now. :)
Thanks bro much appreciated trying to land this Purchasing Manager Position pays $20-$30 a hr just worried and I don't want to stop smoking helps me with my blood pressure and everything else.
 

Gastanker

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I've used that gnc tuff before the bottle that you buy behind the counter sounds just like what your explaining about $50 a bottle. Yeah I've heard people doing the little m&m's container too always scared I would be the one to get caught.
That's easy - you're pee shy remember? ;) There are many many many people out there that cannot urinate if someone is watching, especially if they are straight up staring at your junk. If they are close enough to see what you are doing just wait for a long time and tell them you need a little room. Aside from my parents a long long time ago I have never had someone actually watch me fill the container - most of the time you're in a room all by yourself.
 

jhod58vw

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That's easy - you're pee shy remember? ;) There are many many many people out there that cannot urinate if someone is watching, especially if they are straight up staring at your junk. If they are close enough to see what you are doing just wait for a long time and tell them you need a little room. Aside from my parents a long long time ago I have never had someone actually watch me fill the container - most of the time you're in a room all by yourself.
yeah thats true out of the 4 i've done no one's been in the room yet I did have to go back once cuz they told me I drank too much water before hand and diluted it too much and after the 1st test I smoked thinking I was clear and had to retest they told me not too drink anything but i went straight to the store and drank a large bottle of grapefruit juice and water.
 

Gastanker

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This is making me think about what I would do in your place and I can't think of a single male friend of mine that would have clean pee. Hmm... does that say something about me or something about pot use in California? :)
 

jhod58vw

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This is making me think about what I would do in your place and I can't think of a single male friend of mine that would have clean pee. Hmm... does that say something about me or something about pot use in California? :)
Yeah was just thinking the same thing I don't know anyone really that don't smoke or atleast do something else. My brother-in-law maybe but he's too involved in church now that I would be like the Devil even tho I believe in God.
 

jhod58vw

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It just sucks here I have my medical card and do have legit reasons & I still have to worry about testing positive. Yeah when this company called me earlier they asked me if I have any reasons I would not pass of couarse I told them No. Too bad I couldn't tell them it helps with my blood pressure & my 5 surgeries I have had in my life shit I have a 8" scare on each arm from having pinced nerves in my elbows.
 

Gastanker

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I feel you. I use to be taking the maximum dosage of at least 3 different mind altering drugs - one of which always caused me to fail for PCP. Flash them a prescription and no one cares. But pot... that's a big no no even with a doctors recommendation. I'm much more functional with the occasional toke than I was with the pills but I guess that doesn't really matter. :(
 

SFguy

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That's easy - you're pee shy remember? ;) There are many many many people out there that cannot urinate if someone is watching, especially if they are straight up staring at your junk. If they are close enough to see what you are doing just wait for a long time and tell them you need a little room. Aside from my parents a long long time ago I have never had someone actually watch me fill the container - most of the time you're in a room all by yourself.

agreed, but probation (not on anymore) will literally stare at your cock to make sure pee is coming out
 

SFguy

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@ gastanker, its sorta DISGUSTING isnt it? here TAKE THIS pill that makes you a science experiment and make you accidentally shit your heart out of your mouth... or smoke this joint and be happy doesnt make much sense to me, but then again ? i dont get paid to think
 

SFguy

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more than once i have contemplated this.. but it didnt seem worth norcal, it just would be HILARIOUS.. but not enought people to see it and laught, for ANOTHER assault on a police officer =)
 

jhod58vw

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Thanks guys for all the info. think I'll just do the GNC drink 1 bottle then drink 2 more bottles of water.
 

jhod58vw

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sounds good as ever buddy, good luck with that shit man :)
Thanks bro it is what it is right. the way I look at it if I do fail it at least its only weed shit now days who don't smoke weed. But I'll still knock on some wood I wouldn't want to fail.
 
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