5 word story

ChingOwn · May 1, 2014

I can be your master

Pinworm · May 1, 2014

bow down to no man

UncleReemis · May 1, 2014

but entertain your knees frequently

UncleReemis · May 1, 2014

and become the Grand Fellatio

ChingOwn · May 1, 2014

only the penitent man survives

Pinworm · May 1, 2014

fuck indiana jones, and fuck

UncleReemis · May 1, 2014

betty white that old bitch

Pinworm · May 1, 2014

Oh no you fucking didn't

UncleReemis said:
betty white that old bitch

UncleReemis · May 1, 2014

thats right, insulted yo girl

Pinworm · May 1, 2014

now you must feel wrath

Pinworm · May 1, 2014

UncleReemis said:
for centuries

Best "worst post ever" ever...

UncleReemis · May 1, 2014

for centuries

Pinworm · May 1, 2014

Without a mis-step, I said

UncleReemis · May 1, 2014

fuck i was too late

Pinworm · May 1, 2014

with gusto, i proceeded to

Garybhoy11 · May 2, 2014

Unzip and release the beast

Pinworm · May 2, 2014

with my huge e-peen, I

Foothills · May 2, 2014

stepped up to the plate

Pinworm · May 2, 2014

whipped out my innate failure

Foothills · May 2, 2014

should have seen the fans