MAGESTIC HIGH
Active Member
So I'm going to skip the beginning of thestory and give you the short version of that.
Drove from Minnesota to Wisconson, bought 600 dollars in fireworks, drove back to the hood, got in the bed of a pickup truck, lit off fireworks, and drove a lot.
So there are...6 of us in the truck, 2 in the cab, 4 in the bed. We get pulled over, and yelled at, then they take IDs blah blah blah and eventually, they see a firework. they have us bag them and give them, then, everyone gets a breathalizer, I had had one beer (maybe 20 minutes before we got pulled over), blew a .007, but at least it's 007, Bond style. cop asks if I have been smoking marijuana (yes), "No," I replied. upon emptying my pockets for him, he saw, guitar pick, phone (with a marijuana leaf background and pics of my ladies), and visine. couldn't fuck me for being high because sharing a bowl doesn't get me high anymore, so I wasn't high...and it's not illegal to BE high.
On the other hand, they searched the car (anything that was unlocked) and found a zig zag container with shake in it, a scale, and probably 3/4 of an ounce. They're trying to fuck him for distribution (1). They found his pipe, paraphernalia ticket (2). big ass slide, paraphernalia ticket #2 (3). 300 dollars worth of fireworks, terroristic threats & Attempted Arson (4 and 5) a grand total of 6 knives in the car (and between the 6 of us, on person, 8 more), no tickets here, even for my illegal knife, but the dude bitched him out for having a 3 year old in his car(not at the time we were pulled over, but he has a daughter)...what an asshole. The K9 gets there, they search the car, and all the spots they check on a truck, including the toolbox in the bed. Now, I am watching this from the back seat of the squad car behind, and noticed the dog never showed signs of smelling marijuana, which is what they called the dog to look for...so the cops know they can't legally search this area, and one turns to the side, and unlocks it, and looks in to see 300 dollars in mortars and roman candles, which they take, and my 24 pack of Grain Belt Premiums (which my 21 year old buddy claimed for me). The K9 dog, missed 8Ball, THE 2 FOOT BONG IN THE FRONT SEAT, but thats fine with us.
so he's going to fight some of the charges, or try to get them reduced, because these cops were pricks...we were very cooperative, and they left me to freeze in their squad car from 1:35 till (this is awesome) 3:10...so we smoked a bowl after we got back to everyones cars, and another once we left to go to my house.
I've been fucked by cops before, and not been mad, but they sucked ass, I no longer can respect them, especially when they told us they pulled us over to make sure nobody had been involved in a hit and run that left 2 people in critical condition, and called off the search to send 6 squad cars to hassle us. I know this because I was listening to police band radio for close enough to 2 hours (they even went as far as to run the serial number on a GameBoy that was in the car to see if it was stolen)...protect and serve.
so much more I could bore you with...
OH PS my whole family found out about my not so legitimate business like 3 days ago, and nobody is mad...I don't get it, but it sucks knowing that they know...Hope you all had a better night than I did!
smoke
& sleep.
Drove from Minnesota to Wisconson, bought 600 dollars in fireworks, drove back to the hood, got in the bed of a pickup truck, lit off fireworks, and drove a lot.
So there are...6 of us in the truck, 2 in the cab, 4 in the bed. We get pulled over, and yelled at, then they take IDs blah blah blah and eventually, they see a firework. they have us bag them and give them, then, everyone gets a breathalizer, I had had one beer (maybe 20 minutes before we got pulled over), blew a .007, but at least it's 007, Bond style. cop asks if I have been smoking marijuana (yes), "No," I replied. upon emptying my pockets for him, he saw, guitar pick, phone (with a marijuana leaf background and pics of my ladies), and visine. couldn't fuck me for being high because sharing a bowl doesn't get me high anymore, so I wasn't high...and it's not illegal to BE high.
On the other hand, they searched the car (anything that was unlocked) and found a zig zag container with shake in it, a scale, and probably 3/4 of an ounce. They're trying to fuck him for distribution (1). They found his pipe, paraphernalia ticket (2). big ass slide, paraphernalia ticket #2 (3). 300 dollars worth of fireworks, terroristic threats & Attempted Arson (4 and 5) a grand total of 6 knives in the car (and between the 6 of us, on person, 8 more), no tickets here, even for my illegal knife, but the dude bitched him out for having a 3 year old in his car(not at the time we were pulled over, but he has a daughter)...what an asshole. The K9 gets there, they search the car, and all the spots they check on a truck, including the toolbox in the bed. Now, I am watching this from the back seat of the squad car behind, and noticed the dog never showed signs of smelling marijuana, which is what they called the dog to look for...so the cops know they can't legally search this area, and one turns to the side, and unlocks it, and looks in to see 300 dollars in mortars and roman candles, which they take, and my 24 pack of Grain Belt Premiums (which my 21 year old buddy claimed for me). The K9 dog, missed 8Ball, THE 2 FOOT BONG IN THE FRONT SEAT, but thats fine with us.
so he's going to fight some of the charges, or try to get them reduced, because these cops were pricks...we were very cooperative, and they left me to freeze in their squad car from 1:35 till (this is awesome) 3:10...so we smoked a bowl after we got back to everyones cars, and another once we left to go to my house.
I've been fucked by cops before, and not been mad, but they sucked ass, I no longer can respect them, especially when they told us they pulled us over to make sure nobody had been involved in a hit and run that left 2 people in critical condition, and called off the search to send 6 squad cars to hassle us. I know this because I was listening to police band radio for close enough to 2 hours (they even went as far as to run the serial number on a GameBoy that was in the car to see if it was stolen)...protect and serve.
so much more I could bore you with...
OH PS my whole family found out about my not so legitimate business like 3 days ago, and nobody is mad...I don't get it, but it sucks knowing that they know...Hope you all had a better night than I did!
smoke
& sleep.
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