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Ah Don man, that sounds fucking wank! BAnkers are a bunch o tossers, i went in on the second of january as i knew i had DD's heading out and very little money left, so went in to sort out some stuff, computer sais no. Their computers were playing up and as such they could not make changes to my account as requested, surprise surprise the following day and i'm over my limit. If they charge me i will challenge it to the end, and when i say bankers are tossers, not all of em, the guy who actually assisted me, or rather failed in doing so, has happily agreed to offer a statement should my bank manager request one.

That was some nifty balance he's got there, here's one of my fav, nice and relaxing :)

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Help a Brother Out "tossers"??? I think it mean the banker is queer? I would sau fag but you guys would think I meant a cig...lol
 
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Hemlock said:
Help a Brother Out "tossers"??? I think it mean the banker is queer? I would sau fag but you guys would think I meant a cig...lol
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Hahaha, tosser is a fantastic insult. Never actually looked in a swearing dictionary, but i take it to mean wanker, as in to toss oneself off in the summer house :p

And i think the empire has become more the federation :D although quite evidently we're shit at the trade side of it, bloody bankers again :lol:

And yeah growsum, he's a bit good! love the two bloopers at the beginning, serious accidents just witing to happen :D and i love the publics reaction when he just goes and junps down the tube and off the bridge :D He rocks, can just watch that over and over.
 
DST

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Well I am from Scotland, my father was English, his parents were Welsh, My Mother was Scottish, half of my grandparents come from the Highland Clans, the other half originate way back from the Lowlands (holland/belgium) I am only a nationality when it comes to watching sport. Any other time I am a human being and proud of it!!!!
 
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oh, and I love the start, my home...

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edit, jambo might even recognise newhaven
 
Don Gin and Ton

Don Gin and Ton

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hahah i was born in hanover military hospital in Germany. lived there 5 years afore we moved back to the toon, my birth certificate is the size of a wall poster from the consulate, all italic scroll its quite cool. i dont really follow england in the world cup cos were naff, you wouldnt believe they play for proffesional premiere league clubs the performances sometimes.

im not english or british im geordie! black n white till i die!

and hem, the shit that went on with the empire is pretty much some of the worse aspects of our nations history. we fucked over practically every country we landed in. then gave it back to nations that didnt know how to run themselves anymore.

that lad knows how to fling himself about on a bike like eh!
 
mr west

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Don Gin and Ton said:
out of the pricey tourist bit man. its like trying to find a cockney in london. then again i think id probably speak to a cloggy before a cockney
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urd be lucky to find a real cockney don. There aint manmy Londoners in london neither these days fucking banks do my nut in they really do
 
Don Gin and Ton

Don Gin and Ton

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all sorted ive moved everything account ill be closed in 30 days...

no sign of the P10 beans cracking :( hoping ill see some movement by tonight.
 
Don Gin and Ton

Don Gin and Ton

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no reason to worry man it wont piss me off none.

not sure the exact reason they called it the empire to be honest but i imagine because we occupied various territories round the globe. so many that it was said the sun never sets on the british empire.
 
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Don Gin and Ton said:
no reason to worry man it wont piss me off none.

not sure the exact reason they called it the empire to be honest but i imagine because we occupied various territories round the globe. so many that it was said the sun never sets on the british empire.
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Very Cool saying....IMO
 
Don Gin and Ton

Don Gin and Ton

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true that, its all good to occupy foriegn lands and rape the locals literally and for their resources, unless your a fascist nazi haha history is written by the winners as they say
 
Don Gin and Ton

Don Gin and Ton

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hahah christ thats going back. i love the scruffy caretaker bloke. why is it in all these sort of programs its alway the geordie/northener that looks like the rogue, same in alan partridge.
 
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