1st ever bong hit!

LoveIt

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my lungs have been getting tired of my pipes, so tonight i went on a mission... i started by emptying the remnants of a flat bottle o d.coke

then, i spliced two bendable straws together, and poked em through a hole i made in the bottle. then, i made an aluminum foil screen for a socket that fit tight to the straw... then, i taped the base of the straw to leak proof the hole.

then, before i could get to the next then(*), i smoked 2 tiny socket bowlfuls of schwag weed through that fucking frankenbong, and *then i wrote this:

"under-writhing, flighting stripes of stranded nether regions
never aging suns upon to swoop beguiled obedients
overneath the stillness, laid beside and folded ‘round
for-ra-ging de-fla-tte-ring di-vi-de-voured"


...goddamn... what happened? where did the last 2n-a-half hours go??? where was i? shit... where am i?!
 

InkEYE.

Active Member
agreed.
I could understand what you really did with these straws and bottles and shit. lol

funny poem though
 

LoveIt

Well-Known Member
unsullied (mostly) frankenbong...


said frankenbong, sullied.


it's surprising, the plastic didn't melt or misshape or anything... the bowl is a metal socket with a tinfoil screen. the result was just that i got majorly stoned off weed that just doesn't really do much for me anymore, and it was a much smaller amount than i usually smoke, i'm really amazed... should help keep my monthly weed bill down 'til harvest.

oh, and it didn't hurt my lungs! it was a trip... can't wait to go there again bongsmilie
 

fdd2blk

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unsullied (mostly) frankenbong...


said frankenbong, sullied.


it's surprising, the plastic didn't melt or misshape or anything... the bowl is a metal socket with a tinfoil screen. the result was just that i got majorly stoned off weed that just doesn't really do much for me anymore, and it was a much smaller amount than i usually smoke, i'm really amazed... should help keep my monthly weed bill down 'til harvest.

oh, and it didn't hurt my lungs! it was a trip... can't wait to go there again bongsmilie



i nominate this "best homemade bong".:blsmoke:
 

LoveIt

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i nominate this "best homemade bong".:blsmoke:
shucks man, i'm honored :eyesmoke: it was heavily inspired by the grow faq bongs... especially the socket bowl... the bendy-straws were my idea though, the only pipe-like-thingys i could easily make air tight without caulking and all that bs. worked like a charm, i just snipped em like you snip the bottom of a clone, on an angle, and the ends of the straws go right together... i want to go hit it now, but i know it'll just make me pass out and go back to bed... gotta wait for tonight!
 

EvilPinecones

Active Member
makeshift smoking devices ftw, but eventually over time, say when you pass that through about 20-30 bowls you'll start breathing in some plastic ritual re makings are a good idea.

when I used to smoke out of lungs, its pretty much the same way, you take a 2 liter pop bottle, cut it in half, put a socket on the top etc etc make sure it comes off, duct tape a bread bag to the end and stick it all the way into the half of the bottle, when you light slowly pull the bag out and when you smoke it simply take the socket out and inhale, nice shot to the lungs. gets you high pronto. Alas like I said, as nice and nifty as the makeshift wonders are, you need to throw them out every month or so of use, thats why I eventually just bought a nice 80 dollar bong, Samantha has never failed me yet.
 
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