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  1. Elitemaple

    Knife Hits!

    On my last trip to Kelowna I stayed in a hostel with a bunch of people from New Zealand. They all loved Canadians and Canadian dope so they were very excited to do some blades in the kitchen of the hostel (ppl were also smoking in the rooms of the hostel.. that shits the norm in bc). They told...
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    What did you buy today?

    Cigarettes are $12 a pack here, which is why I don't even smoke. I gave it a shot, I enjoy smoking, it's just too bloody expensive. Just gotta be a man and quit--cold turkey. Also, I didn't buy anything today. Unless we count the Sundial trinket I purchased on my Mage (WoW) with 40 Emblems of...
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    Best night of my life

    Yea bud, we have a method of picking out the noobs; offer them a hoot of our preem-o honey oil. So far we have made one dude fall over mid-sentence and faint. Over a dozen people have fallen asleep in the middle of Halo rounds and shit. It's also a way to get as high as that dude every night :clap:
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    The Wire

    This is a show I just cannot get enough of. Let's discuss. Does anyone else enjoy it?
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    Who would win in a fight? Brock or Rambo?

    this guy could kill Rambo: Omar Little
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    What's Your Fav Music Genre

    Jazz and funk are the greatest genres. Blues and Prog Rock are also awesome. Best shit though, Herbie Hancock, Weather Report, Flecktones...it's all great.
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    when to smoke

    My favourite time to smoke is around 9 p.m. Grab a snack, sit down, rip your bong-thoroughly, and either watch Late Night shows or fuck around on the computer and play WoW or Warhammer Mark of Chaos. Getting stoned makes you feel better on a whole other level if you already feel great from a...
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    Who would win in a fight? Brock or Rambo?

    You guys are just dumb, haha.
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    Who would win in a fight? Brock or Rambo?

    No, their weapons are actually created by super scientists....because yea, those dudes exist in that shit.
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    Who would win in a fight? Brock or Rambo?

    All of Brock's opponents have guns. He takes out squads of Sergeant Hatreds men, Monarch and Dr. Girlfriend's men...all who have guns.
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    Who would win in a fight? Brock or Rambo?

    No. That would've been stated in the question had it been intended. Rather than discussing the rules and handicaps for John "The Bitch" Rambo. We should be discussing the many possible ways Brock Sampson would decapitate Johnny.
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    Who would win in a fight? Brock or Rambo?

    Listen guy. The poll is who would win in a fight, not who can kill a man in a realistic fashion. The answer is Brock Sampson. John Rambo's a bitch and Brock would remove his heart. Simple as that.
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    Who would win in a fight? Brock or Rambo?

    Exactly. Your precious Rambo is a replaceable bitch.
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    Who would win in a fight? Brock or Rambo?

    This is from Season 1 Episode 6 of Venture Bros. The episode where Brock Sampson clamps a pirates hand during a cavity search and uses him as a bat to take out the second pirate. There is no chance of old-ass Rambo beating Brock Sampson.
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    What college do/did you attend? Year of graduation?

    Bachelor of music and bachelor of education at the UofS in Canada. Grad in 2013
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    Rap 10 bars about yourself, including Riu and Username

    Yo yo Yoyo My name is Eli and I puff the ganjas I’ll smoke so much I end up unconscious. I like to come home and sit with my bong Blaze and hit up rollitup dot com I rock the forums while blazed Perfect place to have your mood raised. I like to eat cheezies, but only...
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    Any Bonnaroo goers

    I was also thinking of going because past line-ups were pretty good. Bands like Richard Thompson, Allman Brothers Band, Gov't Mule, RJD2, Steve Winwood and Dr. John. But this year's lineup I found to be mostly indie and modern-rock. I just expected more of a jam-band lineup, was kinda of...
  18. Elitemaple

    New Band

    I'm an avid musician. I played classical guitar for 10 years before I was introduced to blues. I also played double bass for 6 years in various chamber orchestras and symphonies. (I also play mandolin, banjo, violin...pretty much anything with strings) Recently though (6 months?) I was...
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    Light + Music.

    So on Sunday night my two friends came over, I took 3 tabs, my friend took 2 and my other friend took 4. During the middle of the trip we found out something really cool. The lamp on my desk was pretty much our only source for light and the top has hinges so it can shine down or up. We were...
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    vaporizer with bong

    So tonight I got this crazy idea. I took the glass mouthpiece out of the rubber whip to my California Company glass on glass vaporizer. Then I took the rubber tubing and put it down my bongs stem, where the bowl would normally go. Then I would suck through the bong and pull the tubing out to...
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