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About a pound!

Geeze Louise guys! Gosh gollie. Why are you hating on my heart?

I would love to donate to a worthy charity! Any suggestions?

I remember my first boner!

But that shit happens to me, all the tieyeem! !

Ice cold "Dontcha knows!"

Join the daggers!

Send me an angel! Open fire on my broken heart, musta been lucky in love. Sits on handlebars, scuffs tires around like a G.

That's a great possibility! You have a unique way of looking at things! Have we met?

If this is some sort of rap song, And you're trying to secretly focus group people to seek current trends, that's a good play! Very strategic! Who's your manager? Hold that thought, I'm going diarrhea! It's cool I'll be here for a while, where was i? Ah yes, manager? Do you have one?

I've got the squirts! Can I still come?

My stomach hurts I've got diarrhea I've been pissing butt water all day! And my penis is too big! I have to hold it up so it doesn't touch the water, or sides of the inner toilet wall.

This entire thread is racist!

I'm related to Johnny cash!

Are you my father?

Now we are getting somewhere!

Breaking bad is coming back!

If any of you were REAL fans, you'd know that Breaking bad is coming back.

Those two guys can really party hard!

Is this where you pass has under the covers and push your wife's head under and force her to eat your fart?