Trump should start grabbing guys by the dick to show he's not discriminatory and maybe earn some more votes. Plus his tiny hands will make most men's wieners seem massive by comparison.
Trump was at least on Viagra. He was going to town on that chair like a rabbit. That's probably why his side of the carpet at the debate was all matted up too. Sticky.
I'm voting for Trump because I'm a wall enthusiast/fetishist. I hear it's gonna be yuuuggggeee! I'm going to inappropriately dry hump it throughout it's construction.
I'm glad I waited before I bought this one. Everyone is saying it's boring and tedious but it looks pretty though. Some people have called it a wallpaper generator. Lol