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Pinworm, the cunt, put me onto this track. Have to listen to it every time I get into the cups.

Now I'm real depressed. Might have to move to the whisky.

Fuck, yer gonna get me misty eyed.

Them paddy's. I heard they were real alcoholics, hard drinking folk, and I bought some Guinness and it was only 4%. Ur, how bout them Clancy's.

Went to the bookstore today. It was closed, so I bought a bottle of vodka. Wyborowa. Seems to rate well. I quite enjoy another cheap Polish vodka, Sobieski. On that hard liquor diet, tough stuff.

Once again for the little bastards:

Sometimes she goes, and sometimes she doesn't.

Looking like a Liberal majority. Legal reefers to come.

They go on location to Vancouver, and almost immediately: "Fuck her right in the pussy!"

Election day today, seems like a good excuse to get shittered.

I decided I need to get my health in check, so It's only straight hard liquor from here on out while on the sauce.

The sound system at the airport is playing Arabic hymns as I'm about to get on my flight. Is this it?

When I was a dumb fuck young lad of four or five, I managed to get a hold of one of them Swiss Army Knives. I was throwing it into the ground, over and over again, found it quite a novelty. Predictably, I got a bit overzealous one time and threw it into my foot. Got to the hospital all pumped...

Listen to Bukowski. Stick to beer or wine and you'll live for centuries.

Been having this a lot lately

Among others. It was most hard to narrow it down. In the fictional realms I think I'd like the whole Nintendo starting lineup. Zelda, Samus, Peach, Daisy, Toad, the list goes on.