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Those re, like, perfectly shaped.

Nope. I do not.

Full Of SHIT!

You ended with "TO BE CONTINUED." Please don't. Really... just don't. This isn't just bullshit, it's someone fucking around, which is ok, I guess. I'm just not enjoying it. Maybe if you were a better story teller it would be fun. But as it is, too lame to bother with any longer.

Yeah... and my naked neighbor tried to climb in the window and like the cop and I beat him back (not off) and then he jumped in the pool.

He also needs someone to pick the clothes up off his floor and make the bed.

Stephen Curry

At first glance I thought this was Karen Carpenter.

Yeah, Right? Total Douche Bags.

Name: John Age: 24 Sex: Yes (Gender: Male) Location: Pennsylvania Have we had sex before: No (I mean, I've had lots of sex, just not with you.) Hobbies: Commenting on RIU Goals: Perform center stage, final night, at Philly Folk Festival; Have sex on the South Lawn of the White House... at night...

Looks like @bkburger3 's naked neighbor's shit.

As someone previously said, make cottage cheese. We did that in my Kindergarten class.

Smell it and taste it yourself first. It may be good now but the shelf life will be shortened due to the heat exposure.

Dude, you are a tragedy.

So, you admit that you teased the other friend, unmercifully?

You didn't do very well in school. Did you?

Me too.