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I confess I once had a crush on @sunni. I used to slap my salami to her on the regs. Turned out she was vegan, didn't want anything to do with my meat. tmi?

RIP. A true hero to science and reality. Hope they parade his name around in the news as they did with the antithetical Billy Graham.

Forget all these jokesters Harry. Here's what you do. Take one of the nugs and vigorously rub it up and down on the shaft of your incredibly tiny penis. If it starts bleeding, you've got glass on your nugs. And now on your nuts. But don't worry, the human penis heals quickly. If it doesn't...

What a down right absolutely failure of a thread. Like it's OP. No stars.

LOL

I killed a man.

This thread is fucking horrible. 1 star at best.

5 star thread

@sunni any chance you could change my title from Well-Known Member to Bulbous Member? I'd even settle for Flaccid Member.

I've been told my member can do amazing things all my life, but fixing motors ain't one of them. Sorry I couldn't help! :(

Pedowan, tinystick and flaps McGee are telling me that my thoughts are "irrelevant to fact". That's rich. I've heard a lot of stupid shit this past week, but that takes the care. Thanks for the laugh.

last time that happened... someone had a baby.

I feel like I took that too far...

see4 shows her a picture of his weenis, and she exclaims!...

Let it go man. She's out of the picture. Stop making us think you have a vendetta against women.

you don't get to call her that. you haven't earned that right.

Yo man, sorry to hear about the plant loss. That always sucks! But like everyone said, stay safe and keep warm.

only if you show me your flapjacks.

taking away guns from the loons and youngins is the answer.