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i will pay them a visit for you. dirty deeds done dirt cheap.

give me vagina or give me death... or death by vagina. either way

its helter skelter man.... come visit me in my desert hideaway.

damn i gotta unpack now........ colorado maybe?

i believe it all. really i do. its like how craigslist drives you nutz with the type what you see in the window page.. its all going good till you come across some kind of egyptian symbols thats not on your keyboard.. its all the little things that ad up to make ya crazy.

zoogas are a dellicacy on my planet, they take 420 munaggons to cook at a temp of 1000 winigags

is it 4:20 yet? ...now?

he said tool............................

meow? purrrrrrr

hey i am in central fl. hit me up

i wonderd where the peanuts came from in the last bag i got...mystery solved.

"Was talking to my bro-in-law and my sister the other day and my sis is wanting to start growing her own meds. She says "have you ever heard of using birth control pills in your dirt for fertilizer?" I was like "wtf are you talking about?" and the bro-in-law pipes up and says, "hell ya man it...

<<<< the real me except i edited out some facial hair.

man i gotta change my shirt... its covered in drool wow. cudos... can i get some of that? pleeeeeeeeeeez?

now thats a party!

i wonder if my wife felt bad when she threw me out......

whats the ratio for cat to water when feeding plants?

awesome.. i am starting one..:)

wha? huh? i went to the wrong english class.....

the only pests i get are my friends who smoke all my bud without recipricating